#infinity war
Thanos: No man can defeat me
Hela: Good thing I’m not a man
Thanos: No, I mean that no human can deafeat me
Hela: Well, I’m Asgardian so…
Thanos: Uh, no mortal can defeat me?
Hela: I’m also immortal
Thanos: Well I’m fucked I’ll give up now
Me, watching the last 10 minutes of Infinity war:
If Deadpool doesn’t make a ‘you should have aimed for the head’ joke in his next movie is it even worth it
Action movie screenwriter: you know what’s super happening and progressive we make the lady good and bad guys fight
Director: yeah that sounds about right we can’t have a guy hit a lady bad guy that’s sexist
Screenwriter: this is a great idea we should make sure it happens in every movie
*seesTHAT Peter scene in Infinity War*
day 27: best phase 3 movie
→ Avengers: Infinity War
“If Thanos needs all six, why don’t we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?”
Dir. Joe and Anthony Russo, Phase 3 (2018)
I feel like leo valdez’s alter ego is Tony stark
Actually now that I think about it they both have a mother that is not of american descent (if that’s the right term?) they’re both short, they got the whole abilities to create from their father, both their mother’s are dead and well they’re both depressed
I dont think I worded that perfectly but you get the point
