#the burning maze
Percy: You’re so short, Nico. What can you see down there?
Nico: Everyone’s IQ.
How we see Jason: supportive and a protective friend, Solangelo #1 shipper, mature, soft boy.
How he actually is: dead.
Jason: What are you gonna do? Kill me, you dickhead?
Caligula: Yeah, pretty much.
Jason: Oh shit… well just get it over with.
listen jason isnt dead. just fake news. its an illusion. not real. all fake. im not i denial im just telling the truth. his “death” was fake. i will not accept this fake news. #jasonsurvivedthestapler
stoppp its so sad jason and thalia barely reunited :(. they saw each other for such a short period of time and both of them had to go. then when jason was actually at chb thalia wasn’t. then the quest of the seven happened and, communications were gone and then jason died
piper broke up w jason bc he tried to hang live laugh love signs in her dads house
toa spoilers
how do we think piper breaking up w jason went? I interpret it as piper was a lesbian and she tried to tell him but he never knew. we all know he can be dense asf bc of the nico & cupid scene so I imagine it to be something like this
piper: it’s just…on top of the whole fake memories, us basically being forced to date, and all that, I like girls instead. I’m sorry
jason: yes. female friendship is truly special
piper: no
A Thought — Jason in Valhalla
Someone please write a Jason in Valhalla fanfiction please please please *offers blue chocolate chip cookies*
…or if there’s already one out there please point me to it, and I’ll be on my way
CONFIRMED: AP CALCULUS — when Jason Grace is smarter and better than you at math
it just leaves me shook like the AP calc exam is the Tuesday after next (ie. May 15th) and AP exams suck, yes, they do, but then imagine a room of boys in uniform sitting with their AP Calculus test packets in front of them, and there’s a packet with the name ‘Jason Grace’ on it, and the seat is empty.
3 hours, 15 minutes. And an empty seat that Jason was supposed to sit in to show for it.
ayo tristan mclean 100% getting evicted by caligula or sumn
Zeus really favored his daughters over his sons huh…
Apollo and Artemis:*both disobey Zeus*
Zeus:*doesn’t punish Artemis at all but puts Apollo through actual hell that nearly kills him*
Thalia:*is dying*
Zeus:*gifts her a shield and turns her into a tree to save her*
Jason:*is dying*
Zeus: lol fuck them kids *forgets who jason is, lets him die painfully then doesn’t mourn him*
I don’t know where yall are getting your burning maze spoilers but they keep slipping through the tag filter and im SCREAMING
If The Burning Maze isn’t trending by the time I wake up
-I will fight someone
Hi, The Burning Maze is officially out. Im ready to cry again.
imagine if when silena found out charles was dead red and pink anemone flowers sprouted from the ground everytime one of her tears fell, mirroring the death of adonis and her mother’s grief when she found him dead
now regardless of the fact that they had broken up: imagine anemone flowers sprouting around jason’s body as piper’s tears fell while she held on to him trying desperately to charmspeak him into waking up
just finished the tower of nero and i have no next book of riordanverse… i’ll go cry now
I feel like leo valdez’s alter ego is Tony stark
Actually now that I think about it they both have a mother that is not of american descent (if that’s the right term?) they’re both short, they got the whole abilities to create from their father, both their mother’s are dead and well they’re both depressed
I dont think I worded that perfectly but you get the point