Bite my tongue

Should of bit my tongue

Held back those words vile,

no matter how badly I wished to say them

Tastes like raw meat

Fulfilling in a sense and sickening

Flesh that fills the mouth animalisticaly

Just to be spit out and rot, no sustenance

Only salmonella

Infecting the ears of the target,

Que instinct as we bite and gnash one ‘gainst the other

Words cleverly crafted,

Employed to bite, to tear

What good was this waisted remark

If all our love for another goes to the dogs from it

Bite my tongue

We need to stop normalizing using pussy as an insult. The pussy is clearly very strong and can take a beating.

We should instead use taint/Gooch. Everyone has one, they’re sensitive, and it sounds mean

Try “You fucking Taint” or “You absolute Gooch”

Let’s go, Backfire Brandon!

my favorite threats/insults

• I will equant you with my favorite pair of rusty scissors
• You look the way cheese smells
• You’re not even worthy of being the skin rug that I would use to wipe off my Doc Martins
• You’re not even worthy of even being turned into dog food
• I will pistol whip your grandpa
• I will churn your spinal fluid to butter
• I will turn your teeth into wind chimes
• I will fold you like a fucking lawn chair
• You smell like Reddit
• You look like the type of person to wipe with a sock when you run out of toilet paper
• Your nipples are the size of dinner plates
• If this guy has a threesome I hope his girl moans louder when the other guy is fucking her
• You pre-sucked candy Cain from last Christmas
• You look like the type of person to knock on an elevator door and expect someone to open it
• I don’t listen to people who look like their taste in music would be played at a department store
• You look like someone who would cheat on their s/o
• You look like a twice divorced mom with a liberal arts degree who’s trying to get their oldest child to call them once a month
• I wish I could go to your funeral knowing that I could have changed that outcome
• I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you
• Your neck is so long that if you drank milk it would expire before it hit your stomach
• I’m sure you smell like hotdog water
• You’re about as attractive as a sea sick dog
• You look like you eat kitty litter
• Sorry I don’t talk to people with eczema, see you later alligator
• Please tell me you and your s/o use condoms
• God I wish your parents used a condom
• You’re as useful as a Walmart greeter
• Were your parents siblings or just cousins?
• Im heading up to the store to buy you some critical thinking skills
• Please put your Dick down the sink and turn on the garbage disposal
• You’re the outlier pulling down the Average IQ statistics
• You’re contributing to the reasons as to why God has left us
• You look like you eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar
• I will cunt punt you to the moon
• Please tell me you don’t plan on having kids
• I will cough in your mouth
• I hope you find your parents on the front page of PornHub and so you can’t look them in the eyes, and you can’t tell them why you’re uncomfortable being around them
• I hope your only OnlyFans subscriber is your uncle
• Douche-canoe
• You have the personality of the color beige
• If you were a spice you’d be flour
• I hope whatever you’re going through sucks
• You have an IQ of room temperature
• Okay caterpillar fingers
• I don’t even want to call whatever sad sack of flesh you are a human being
• I hope you never find true happiness out of whatever you choose for your future career
• I pray for your downfall
• I hope Mother Nature gets her way with you
• I want to bash your head into a wall so hard that I break both the wall and your skull
• You look like you’d think that seasoning salt is spicy
• I will bite your fingers off like baby carrots
• Your blood will be my lotion
• I hope you have to see your children getting lowered in their graves
• Dust for brains
• Salt rock licking moron
• I hope you get brain damage and that you have to eat out of a tube for the rest of your life
• Dick cheese
• You look like you’d smell like raw ground beef
• I wish I get the liberty to dunk your head into a Wendy’s fryer
• Whorelette
• Whoreling
• Bitchlet
• I hope tonight you get into a super comfy position, and right as you start to relish in how comfortable you are, you have to pee
• You’re the cum shot your mom should have swallowed
• The only thing that wants to suck your dick is your vacuum cleaner
• You ignorant slut
• Fruit fucker
• Please go stare into the sun
• i will crucify you
• you half shaven pube
• prometheus did not get his liver eaten out for all of eternity in hell just for you to say some dumb ass shit like that
• i will turn your penis into a penwas
• better start calling you a calendar bc your days are numbered
• why is seconds hand embarrassment from what someone said so much worse than first hand embarrassment?
• don’t you have a virginity to lose?
• the amount of money i would pay to see you get hit by a bus right now
• i’m not saying that i hate you, i’m just saying that i’d like to hit you with a car
• i bet you were only ever bottle fed
• God modeled your brain after a dried up piece of chewed gum
• i hope your dog gets into your chocolate and throws up on your rug

feel free to add on to this list! <3

yourlocaldudebro:

Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

• “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
• “Away you three inch fool”
• “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
• “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
• “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
• “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
• “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
• “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
• “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
• “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
• “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
• “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
• “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
• “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
• “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”

the50-person:

HONG KONG UPDATE 25 SEP 2019

This is a patch-up update.

Arbitrary violent arrests, Mong Kok, dawn of 25 Sep

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[VIDEO] [TRIGGER WARNING: Violence]

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