#intp conversations
INTP’s First Day As a Barista
INTP: She just ordered a blueberry soda..? Do we even have those?
ENFP: Ummm, there’s a machine that can make soft drinks, but people rarely ask for them… so this will be my first time doing this. I guess you can watch me do it…
INTP: o_o
ENFP: *messes up machine*
INTP: *fixes machine*
ENFP: *carbonated water overflows cup*
INTP: *pours the carbonated water correctly*
ENFP: …
ENFP: Have people told you you’re smart before?
Meticulously Lazy
INTP: *using knife and fork to eat chicken wings*
INFJ: Ya know, I’ve never seen you pick it up with your hands. You’re really good with eating utensils. Even chopsticks.
INTP: Uh, is that weird? o.o
INTJ: Kinda, but why do you go through the extra work? lol
INTP: ‘Cause I don’t wanna wash my hands afterwards (:
INFJ:…
INTP: That’s it. I’m done. It’s over.
ENFP: Aw what happened?
INTP: I cannot fit anymore Hmong into my head. I’ve done all my allotted thinking for today. Nothing new can enter my brain.
ENFP: Wait, you started learning Hmong?? I thought you were learning Cantonese…
INTP: Yeah, but I decided I needed to add it for c l o u t . Also, why are there 56 possible consonant beginnings?
ENFP: Do I look like I speak it? XD. My parents are probably disappointed ._.;
INTP: It’s okay. I can just teach you when I’m done :^)
ENTP: I wanna host a birthday party somewhere ‘cause y’all’ve been such amazing friends. What is a cost minimizing, profit maximizing location to spend with my boys?
INTP: You don’t need money for a sleepover.
ENTP: But I wanna treat you guys to some great food :(
INTP: Getting pizza at 11pm is more fun than sitting in a restaurant.
INFP: Pizza is enough for da homies. It’s about us hanging out.
ENTJ: So, when is the sleepover?
ENTP::)
ESTP “Introvert”
INTP: Hey INFJ, you need to learn how to fake social skills. I can’t keep ordering food for you whenever we go out together.
INFJ: Of course you can. That’s why you still do it. Plus I just hate talking to people.
ESTP: Bruh, I hate talking to people. People think I’m social but I’m really not.
INFJ: Huh? You, asocial?
ESTP: Yeah, I’m just loud as fuck. I don’t actually talk to anyone.
INTP: …
INTP: I find myself responding to people in my head. I don’t always verbalize the result of my mental decision tree. Do other people do that?
INFP: That’s just you. You’re a robot.
INTP: I thought everyonewas a robot
INTP: Yo, I saw a girl that looks just like you.
ENFP: Oh really, was she cute?
INTP: Yes, you are cute.
ENFP: Hehe >:3