#16personalities
ESTP, ISTP: Their attitude may be found annoying/cunning or whatever towards other people who might then start talking shit behind them. And when they find out, they’re gonna start some shitttttt
ENTJ, ESTJ: They exist…… :l
ESFP, ENFP: Have so many friendships that they end up being friends with people who are enemies with each other, which ends up backfiring.
INFJ, ISFJ, ISTJ, ESFJ: They don’t. Unless you hurt their loved ones, in that case, run.
ENFJ, INTJ: Because it’s fun……
INFP, ISFP: They’re emotions cause them to do weird shit and inevitably hurt other people or hurt themselves (send help asap)
ENTP, INTP: They get bored and decide to start up drama cuz why not
INTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ, ESTJ - ‘’Your Achievements and Wishes Define You’’
INFJ, ENFJ, ISFJ, ESFJ - ‘’Your Actions and Choices Define You’’
INTP, ENTP, ISTP, ESTP - ‘’Your Thoughts and Perspective Define You’’
INFP, ENFP, ISFP, ESFP - ‘’You Define Yourself. Don’t Let Anyone Judge You and Don’t Let Anything Define you’’
INTJ: Cold-hearted anti-social psychopaths who are so smart they could rule the world and don’t care about you unless you can be used.
ENTJ:Triggered 101% percent of the time and will roast the f out of you. Don’t have feelings, don’t care about your feelings
ENTP: Genius with awesome ideas but is too lazy to do anything
INTP: Extremely logical and doesn’t understand the concept of ‘emotions’ also too lazy to do anything.
INFJ:Quiet masterminds that know everything about everyone but are too secretive to say anything
ENFJ: Manipulative masterminds that use you to gain what they want and don’t care about you
ENFP:Hyper-active, social butterfly, weirdo that is extremely dumb and has no deep or real thoughts
INFP: Hyper-emotional emo that takes everything personally and cries all day, every day
ISFP:Total geeks that take everything too seriously and can completely break apart because of the stupidest things
ESFP: Total party addicts that are not able to think about anything that isn’t parties and friends
ESTP:Total daredevils that are too insensitive to tolerate your feelings
ISTP: Risk-takers who just don’t give a shit about anything or anyone
ISTJ:Realists who are not able to have dreams, hopes, or not even have fun
ESTJ:Can’t think outside of the box and are not able to break rules
ESFJ:Social butterfly that is really dumb and superficial, doesn’t think about anything that isn’t friend-related
ISFJ:Shy weirdo that low-key cares about shit but is way too reserved to say anything
If you really wrong them, they will make it their whole goal to destroy your life and anything you care about for revenge: ESTJ, ISTJ, ESTP
They will make all of their friends hate you and turn your own friends against you: ENFJ, ESFJ, ISFP
They will come up with an amazing and subtle plan to take you down without you even noticing: INTP, ISTP, ENTP
You will loose them forever and realize how much you truly needed them: INFJ, ENFP, ESFP, ISFJ
You will literally die: INTJ, ENTJ, (INFP depends)
ENFP, INFP, ENTP, INTP
Am I wrong?
INTJ x ISTJ: Always have that One Thing they’re really into
INTP x ISTP: Funniest snapchat stories
INFJ x ISFJ: Brunch buddies
INFP x ISFP: Wanted a treehouse as a child
ENTJ x ESTJ: Lowkey dominate in iMessage games
ENTP x ESTP: Filed under “people who have man caves”
ENFJ x ESFJ: “Never changed their major” gang
ENFP x ESFP: Care a lot about their hair and it pays off
INFP: *sends a black image to gc*
INTP:?
ENTJ: All I see is darkness.
INTP: Is that the message lol
ENTJ: INFP always gotta be deep and poetic like that
INFP: No lol. I opened my new phone and there were like 9 black pictures on there. But then when I zoom in and out, it flashes the image for a sec.
ENTJ: Ahhh, new phone glitches
INTP: Or pocket pics
ESTP “Introvert”
INTP: Hey INFJ, you need to learn how to fake social skills. I can’t keep ordering food for you whenever we go out together.
INFJ: Of course you can. That’s why you still do it. Plus I just hate talking to people.
ESTP: Bruh, I hate talking to people. People think I’m social but I’m really not.
INFJ: Huh? You, asocial?
ESTP: Yeah, I’m just loud as fuck. I don’t actually talk to anyone.
INTP: …
INTJ: Thinking is honestly just a scam at this point. It’s a hoax perpetuated by the teachers to make us do work.
ENTP: I thought I explained to everyone that I don’t have a brain to “think” with. Did I not make it clear enough?
ADD or Ne?
Me: *submits assignment 5 minutes before its due date (11:59pm)*
*starts watching anime as a reward*
*notices a funny moment after 2 episodes, sends an inside joke to group chat*
*talks to chat*
*checks other messages: a friend asked to explain i^i*
*goes to youtube and relearns Euler’s formula and writes out explanation for it*
*starts talking with friend about math*
*has discussion over future careers and complains about society*
Me: “Wait, what was I doing?”
My HS senior year teachers’ types
Language Arts: INFJ
Economics: ESTP
Physical Education: ESFP
Mathematics: ESTJ
Chemistry: ENTJ
Physics: INTP
ENFJ: *pretends to be shook* *actually saw it coming from a mile away*
INTJ: Uhh… cool.
INFP: My heart is a radiant flower, unfurling its dewy petals upon the pronouncement of your love.
ISFJ: Haha funny joke… wait, actually? Like, actually? I must immediately bake you some cookies!
INFJ: But love is an illusion. Do you love me, or just the external and idealized version of me? Can we ever truly hope to find a lasting and permanent connection which runs deeper than your vapid, run-of-the-mill union in today’s society? Or is it—
ENFP: Yes… good… you have fallen for my plan to make everyone and everything in the universe besotted with me.
ISFP: *cool and composed on the outside but weeping internally*
ESFJ: *weeping externally*
ESFP: And I love puppies. And social gatherings. And the occasional rainbow. Wait, what was I saying?
ESTP: *seductive eyebrow raise* *edgy backflip* What’s not to love?
ENTP: Well, that’s one thing I won’t debate you on.
INTP: The dopamine receptors in my brain are doing all sorts of ~funky things~ right now.
ISTP: Besides my power tools… you’re the only thing that’s ever made me feel alive…
ENTJ: Great! I’ll immediately prepare an itinerary on how best we can spend our time together to foster a successful romantic relationship.
ISTJ: And I love watching Judge Judy reruns. Wait, that was the romantic response you were looking for, right?
ESTJ: I could see you in my very successful future, which involves me being president of many organizations and laminating things.
shivering underneath 4628737 reindeer sweaters because they’re pathetic and it’s SO COLD squad: infp, intp, infj, isfj
the fact that fact that the sun sets so early makes them feel personally victimized and they rant about it to all of their friends squad: isfp, entj, intj, istj
probably mocks hallmark movies but secretly watches them every night with rapt attention and a cup of cocoa squad: istp, entp, esfp, estj
uses the excuse that it’s winter for extreme retail therapy, probably gets really into the spirit of things and buys at least 1 ugly christmas sweater that’s extremely tacky and lights up squad: esfj, enfj, enfp, estp
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: ENFJ, ESFP
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: INTP, INFJ, ISFP
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: INTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ, ESTJ
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: INFP, ENFP, ESFJ, ISFJ
Sinnamon roll: ESTP, ENTP, ISTP
INFJ:Everyone Can See It
ENFJ:Matchmaker Crush
ISFJ:Twice Shy
ESFJ: Longing Look
INFP: Gibberish of Love
ENFP: They Do
ISFP:She Cleans Up Nicely
ESFP:Green-Eyed Epiphany
ISTP:Flirting Under Fire
ENTP:Agents Dating
INTP:Oblivious to Love
INTJ:Fool for Love
ENTJ:Silly Rabbit, Romance Is For Kids!
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