When my friends try to convince me to attend social events

Me:

“In a gentle way, you can shake the world”

— Mahatma Ghandi (note he was typed INFJ by multiple sources)

“I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I’ve written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.”

— Shirley MacLaine

I want to try doing this but, I have stage fright… in life…

— quote by Dia Reeves

“Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind.”

—Bertrand Russell

The world is more bearable for an INFJ …past midnight, 3am most probably

when the world is sleeping and only you can notice is yourself, the most “you” that nobody can notice.

ESTP “Introvert”

INTP: Hey INFJ, you need to learn how to fake social skills. I can’t keep ordering food for you whenever we go out together.

INFJ: Of course you can. That’s why you still do it. Plus I just hate talking to people. 

ESTP: Bruh, I hate talking to people. People think I’m social but I’m really not.

INFJ: Huh? You, asocial?

ESTP: Yeah, I’m just loud as fuck. I don’t actually talk to anyone. 

INTP: …

INFJ: It’s not your fault, you don’t deserve to feel this way

INFP: You’ve got so much potential, just keep your head up! 

ENFP: Everything’s going to be alright man! 

ENFJ: What’s wrong? Tell me everything. I’m here for you. 

INTJ: Are those… Tears? Jesus Christ 

INTP: Okay… Okay… How can we fix this?

ENTP: Come on, there’s got to be something that’ll cheer you up 

ENTJ: You don’t have to be sad, we’ll get ice cream or something. 

ISFP: Don’t worry about it, don’t worry about anything

ESFP: I heard there’s a really good karaoke bar in town…

ISTP: What happened this time?

ESTP: Alright… So you’re sad, why is that?

ISTJ: What the fuck are feelings 

ESTJ: What the fucking shit fuck are feelings and why do you feel them?

ISFJ: I’m really sorry, is there anything I can do to make it better? 

ESFJ: I’m here to help you feel better. Let’s get started.