ESTP “Introvert”

INTP: Hey INFJ, you need to learn how to fake social skills. I can’t keep ordering food for you whenever we go out together.

INFJ: Of course you can. That’s why you still do it. Plus I just hate talking to people. 

ESTP: Bruh, I hate talking to people. People think I’m social but I’m really not.

INFJ: Huh? You, asocial?

ESTP: Yeah, I’m just loud as fuck. I don’t actually talk to anyone. 

INTP: …

xNTPs and comforting people

Friend: “You gotta marry up!” (on how he married a hot girl)
Me: “But when you are marrying up, someone is marrying down.”

Friend: “I thought that was a brownie.” (referring to an obvious non-brownie object.“
Me: "I feel sorry for you.”

The static electricity of erotic “shame” is,

a very discreet way of pointing out that two are not one.

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La electricidad estática de la «vergüenza» erótica es,

una manera muy discreta de señalar que dos no son uno.