INTP’s First Day As a Barista

INTP: She just ordered a blueberry soda..? Do we even have those?

ENFP: Ummm, there’s a machine that can make soft drinks, but people rarely ask for them… so this will be my first time doing this. I guess you can watch me do it…

INTP: o_o

ENFP: *messes up machine*

INTP: *fixes machine*

ENFP: *carbonated water overflows cup*

INTP: *pours the carbonated water correctly*

ENFP: …

ENFP: Have people told you you’re smart before?

INTP: That’s it. I’m done. It’s over. 

ENFP: Aw what happened? 

INTP: I cannot fit anymore Hmong into my head. I’ve done all my allotted thinking for today. Nothing new can enter my brain.

ENFP: Wait, you started learning Hmong?? I thought you were learning Cantonese…

INTP: Yeah, but I decided I needed to add it for  c l o u t .  Also, why are there 56 possible consonant beginnings?

ENFP: Do I look like I speak it? XD. My parents are probably disappointed ._.;

INTP: It’s okay. I can just teach you when I’m done :^)

ENFP: I love you uwu

INTP: You’re crazy lol

ENFP: But you’re also crazy for liking me. 

INTP: Why do we even like each other?

*Vsauce music starts playing*

INTP: Yo, I saw a girl that looks just like you.

ENFP: Oh really, was she cute?

INTP: Yes, you are cute.

ENFP: Hehe >:3

To my followers, I am very sorry that I haven’t been posting as frequently as I should be. Frankly, I’ve been running out of material as of late, and I just don’t have any ideas.

Do you guys have any suggestions or requests?

ENFP: Oh, Oscar (Wilde), darling boy.

INTP: Yeah, I do think you would get on like a house on fire.

ENFP: We would probably set the house on fire.

ENFP: *introduces INTP to the concept of crisps sprinkled with lime juice & spices*
INTP: Mmmmh, this is heavenly.
ENFP: *smugly* I told you ~
ENFP: And now you’ve been cursed ~
ENFP: You shall forever be enthralled by this craving ~
INTP: That’s alright. The mind exists to be expanded :)
ENFP: