what even is calm at this point i’m constantly on edge hahaha

a conversation between an intp & an infj

i think you know which is which

hey y’all

I TURN SIXTEEN IN TWO HOURS WOWIE

like wow i can’t???? mentally i feel like like 68 but also i look 12 this is insane to me i’m almost legally allowed to “do the deed” in my state (two hours away) and wowie im shocked that i’m this old now.

what do i want for my birthday? to become a skinny legend like me doppelgänger safiya (so many people say i look just like her lmao)

bath bomb

i took a bath today using a bath bomb and it was intergalactic from lush and it was sparkly and even though i hate sparkles i loved it because the science of a bath bomb fascinates me

but now i’m sparkly and idk how to feel about it

EPIPHANY

so i’m a theatre kid and i’ve realized something

i have no problems talking at people (like performing) BUT TALKING TO PEOPLE IS AWFUL, ITS TERRIFYING, I HATE IT and the worst part is that no one else gets it, they’re all like “oh all theatre kids are extroverts right? cause they can be in front of people?” like bitch nah people are terrifying and tiring as hell

that introvert life

okay so all of my extrovert friends think i hate them because i don’t talk to them 24/7 even though i’m just tired and have interacted too much today and i just wanna take a nap and drink some chai tea okay i love you i promise

also lowkey a thinking type problem for me because i don’t #express my emotions but damn

reasons i hate school

when your english teacher says “now you have to interpret this poem, it can have so many meanings, which may be hard for all you logical minded people” and you want to blow your own brains out because that’s you but you don’t get the meaning because the poem is about a fucking red wheel barrow (i edited the name bc people were getting “triggered” at me, i was trying to meme goodness) (second small edit: this is an anecdote from my english teacher, not myself lol)

HAPPY FUCKIN STAR WARS DAY

GO TO SPACE, WATCH THE ENTIRE SERIES, ROCK THOSE SPACE BUNS, GO WILD MY FELLOW NERDS!! LIFE YOUR BEST NERD LIFE!!!

golden pair¿?

me texting my infj friend a bunch of golden pair posts and both of us agreeing that it is in fact us (the rest of our group consists of two infps, an enfp, an isfp, and an isfj)