INTJ, INTP - Someone who can bring warmth to their coldness, light to their darkness, happiness to their depression, but also someone who understands how important the cold, the dark, and the depression is to them and knows how to balance both of them.
ENFP - Someone who takes everything they aspire to be and help them make it a reality, someone who makes them understand that dreams are great but accomplishments are better. Someone who acts like a mirror to them, makes sure they don’t go off the tracks yet, enjoys getting lost within them.
ENTJ, ESTJ - Someone who can bring fun and entertainment to their life while at the same time being able to give them a challenge and lightheartedly compete with them. They need someone who is strong yet compassionate at the same time, someone they can relate to on a very personal level.
INFP, ISFP - Someone who understands how complicated and simple they are, someone who doesn’t try to fix them or makes sense of them but just embraces them.
ENTP - Someone who takes all the hate and highlights all the positives, someone who is able to truly talk to them and challenge them
INFJ, ENFJ - Someone who makes them smile without hiding a frown within, someone who brings out the real them no matter how difficult
ESTP, ISTP, , ESFP - Someone who can ride with them to no place in specific yet always knows where to go when things get too overwhelming
ISTJ - Someone who makes them read beyond the words and helps them see beyond the facts and the rules, someone who adds paint to their canvas
ISFJ, ESFJ - Someone who doesn’t need help from them, someone who helps them find what they want for themselves
INFP:The guy who is listening to some depressing or motivational song and murmurs the song lyrics while starring into the window and thinking about life
ENFP:The guy who gets your soul out into a conversation and then falls asleep for 3 hours.
ESFP:The friendly guy who talks to you during the whole flight and makes you a bit uncomfortable but you decide to keep talking cause they’re pretty cool.
INTP:The one who practices what to say to the flight attendant cause he/she doesn’t want to make it awkward.
INFJ:Stares into the window while they think about some deep shit and is annoyed by the ESFP who is yelling in the seat behind them.
ESTP: *sleeps for 16 hours* wakes up in a motel in Thailand with a tattoo on his/her forehead…..
ISFP: Suffers an emotional breakdown because the flight attendant misunderstood their order and he/she is too shy to say anything.
ISTP: Gets drunk on the airplane and wakes up next to ESTP and has ‘YOLO’ tattooed in his/her back.
ISTJ:Involuntarily helps ISFP through their emotional breakdown and secretly hates the pilot because he woke him/her up from a beautiful nap.
ENTP: Gets upset cause they made a dope playlist on their phone and then forgot their earphones and ends up (surprisingly) getting drunk with ISTP.
ISFJ: Starts a conversation with a sweet elderly man and become best friends.
ENTJ: Gets into a fight with the flight attendant because it’s not allowed to check Tumblr on the flight ;)
ESTJ: *argues along with ENTJ* and rants about the disgusting food in the plane before falling asleep and dreaming about cheeseburgers.
INTJ:Has to go to the bathroom but doesn’t want to ask the person beside them to get up because they’re crying for some emotional problem that INTJ is uncomfortable talking about.
ESFJ: Missed the plane, ends up staying at home watching some dope show and almost chokes on popcorn because they were laughing too hard at some cat food commercial
ENFJ: Makes a best friend in the flight and is heartbroken because they will never see eachother again. 5 minutes later they make another friend. :p
INTJ:Stephen Hawking- ‘’The greatest enemy of knowledge isn’t ignorance, it’s the illusion of knowledge’’
ENTJ:Steve Jobs- ‘’Have the courage to follow your intuition, it somehow knows what you truly want to become’’
ENTP:Mark Twain- ‘’All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure’’
INTP:Albert Einstein- ‘’Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one’’
ESFP: Ronald Reagan - ‘’If you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat’’
ISFP: Jacqueline Kennedy - ‘’We should all try to right the wrongs we see every day instead of just complaining about them’’
ISTP:Diogenes- ‘’He has the most who is most content with the least’’
ESTP:Thomas Edison- ‘’Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to assure success is by trying one more time’’
ISTJ:George Washington - ‘’If freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter’’
ESFJ:Pope Francis - ‘’Help one another, this is what I do, with my heart’’
ISFJ:Mother Teresa- ‘’Do things for people, not because of who they are or because of what you’ll get in return, but because of who you are’’
ESTJ:Michelle Obama- ‘’Success isn’t about how much money you make, it’s about the difference you make in people’s lives’’
INFJ:Mahatma Gandhi- ‘’Be the change you want to see in the world’’
ENFJ:Malala Yousafzai- ‘’I truly believe the only way we can create global peace is through not only educating our minds, but our hearts and souls’’
INFP:William Shakespeare:‘’Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind.’’
ENFP:Anne Frank-‘’Despite of everything, I still believe people are really good at heart, I don’t think of all the misery, but all of the beauty that still remains’’
INTP: You insulted their favourite TV Show/Superhero/Book/Movie/basically anything they are a fan of. Creates a blog dedicated on hating on you.
INTJ: You are self-absorbed and just ignorant towards everything the INTJ is interested in. Then they develop a 10-page plan on how to murder you.
ENTJ ESTJ: You went ahead and said something completely stupid and as a result the ExTJ went on a 1 hour rant about how stupid was what you said and then published a speech on why you suck.
INFP:You said something offensive and they will never forget what you said and will look at you differently from now on.
ENFJ:You did something morally wrong and now they run a club that is dedicated on hating you.
ISFP: Secretly hates you because you said one racist comment and now they dream about killing you by stabbing a knife in your eye but her/his hatred is just a reflection of what they hate in themselves, then they fall into a depression but then they realize tha- (i can go forever with this….)
ESFJ:They don’t hate you….. :) you won’t notice they hate you but they secretly have a plan on how to suffocate you while whispering ‘’so marvel is for nerds?’’ into your ear. Also makes everyone hate you….. good luck
ENTP, ESTP: They proposed to you an awesome idea that they worked on for the past year but then you called it stupid and now they run a blog on tumblr dedicated on burning pictures of you….. (just kidding they’d probably be like, oh well, fuck you and move on)
ISFJ, INFJ: Doesn’t say anything about the hatred against you but slowly backs away from you and makes you feel isolated from all of your friends until one day you realised you hurt the INFJ but now it’s too late…. damn.
ESFP: Hates you because you hurt their feelings and then spends a full night crying about it but then shows up to your house and completely wrecks your house.
ISTJ, ISTP: You exist.
ENFP: oh so you are a racist person who hates women and think that they belong in the kitchen? let me just…. mmm…. test this…
like wow i can’t???? mentally i feel like like 68 but also i look 12 this is insane to me i’m almost legally allowed to “do the deed” in my state (two hours away) and wowie im shocked that i’m this old now.
what do i want for my birthday? to become a skinny legend like me doppelgänger safiya (so many people say i look just like her lmao)
okay so all of my extrovert friends think i hate them because i don’t talk to them 24/7 even though i’m just tired and have interacted too much today and i just wanna take a nap and drink some chai tea okay i love you i promise
also lowkey a thinking type problem for me because i don’t #express my emotions but damn
when your english teacher says “now you have to interpret this poem, it can have so many meanings, which may be hard for all you logical minded people” and you want to blow your own brains out because that’s you but you don’t get the meaning because the poem is about a fucking red wheel barrow (i edited the name bc people were getting “triggered” at me, i was trying to meme goodness) (second small edit: this is an anecdote from my english teacher, not myself lol)
me texting my infj friend a bunch of golden pair posts and both of us agreeing that it is in fact us (the rest of our group consists of two infps, an enfp, an isfp, and an isfj)
