#james is a simp
Me when reading a Jegulus fic and it makes Lily fall in love with James right after he starts dating Regulus:
Remus: *trimming James’ hair*
Lily: Oi Potter! Why throw away your soft hair? Maybe the owls can make a nest out of it! *laughs and walks away*
James: She thinks my hair is soft.
Remus:♂️
Sirius: Mate, you need help.