#marauders incorrect quotes

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engelicalemons:

Me when reading a Jegulus fic and it makes Lily fall in love with James right after he starts dating Regulus:

i think its kinda sad that remus is almost always called “lupin” in the books but sirius is always “sirius”or “his godfather”. maybe this is just because remus used to be his professor but i still feel like its a bit unfair.

just like voldemort and the death eaters calling peter wormtail???? like no???? that was a marauders thing.

the marauders search history.

peter:

  • 10 cool things rats can do
  • how to be the coolest friend
  • my friend got disowned what do i do
  • magic chess board blue
  • am i a squib

remus:

  • am i gay
  • how gay am i
  • how to call someone when you’re at hogwarts
  • david bowie
  • how to fix broken walls
  • the sirius star
  • sirius black images

james:

  • does she hate or love me
  • prank ideas
  • chrismas gifts
  • how to deal with homophobes
  • do i have a crush on my best friends brother
  • shipmaker

sirius:

  • am i gay
  • daddy issues by the neighborhood
  • david bowie
  • how to sneak a record player into my house
  • i like my best friend what do i do
  • how to kiss a boy
  • how hot/cool am i

some marauder era headcanons i like

  • sirius definitely knew how to play the piano.
  • like he didnt like doing it because his parents probably forced him to learn it but sometimes he still plays a bit and remus would hum along
  • mary can sing. like a fucking angel.
  • james made a joke ab sirius’ name when they first met.
  • during the week of the full moon peter would sneak into the kitchens a bit more than usual and steal lots of chocolate for remus
  • sirius and james definitely had peter convinced remus was a werewolf but also a flying one but he also had some vampire in him for at least a week until remus told them to ‘fuck off’
  • marlene probably loved funny sunglasses
  • lily and sirius probably had“break his heart and i’ll kill you” conversations about james and remus
  • “lils we need to talk.” “yeah sirius we do.” and then they’d just say it at the same time.
  • sirius always leaned back in his chair and has definitely fallen backwards a few times
  • the marauders have given mcgonagall christmas gifts at least once
  • james always joked about thinking regulus was attractive to annoy sirius ( he definitely did but thats not the point )

if u have more pls tell me i love them!

last night i was really tired but i had to study so i asked myself what would sirius black do.

i flipped off my history books and went to sleep.

James: [pulls out a uno reverse card]

James: actually professor, I think you’ll find that you’re the one in trouble.

James: don’t worry. I know exactly what i’m doing. everything is going to be fine.

Remus: how can you still say that?

James: because sometimes, in times like these, denial is all we have.

[James, Sirius and Peter sat on a bench]

Remus: why do you all look so sad?

Sirius: sit down with us so we can tell you.

[Remus sits down]

James: the bench is freshly painted.

Sirius: salt can’t be the only delicious rock.

Sirius: i’m going to start eating rocks to find the good ones.

Sirius: I bet they’re trying to hide them from us.

Remus: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say wow that many times during their first session with a client yet here we are.

Sirius: what if I poured coffee into my cereal instead of milk?

Remus, taking the pot: what if you didn’t?

Remus: smart is attractive. tell me something I don’t already know.

Sirius: the mouth of a jellyfish is also its anus.

Remus:stop.

Remus: okay, i’ll go and get the wedding cake.

Sirius: perfect, while you do that i’ll check on the ring bear.

Remus:

Remus: you mean ring bearER, right?

Sirius:

Remus: Sirius, look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Sirius, on his first day in azkaban: none of you understand. i’m not locked up in here with you, you’re locked up in here with me.

Sirius, laying seductively on a piano, totally naked, with a glass of red wine in his hand: I am severely mentally unstable.

Sirius: i’ll admit i’ve done a lot of things in my life that i’m not proud of.

Sirius: no, wait, that’s a lie. i’m proud of all of them.

Remus: what are you watching?

James: why do you care? you don’t even like scary movies.

Remus: James, our life is a scary movie.

Sirius: be useless so that nobody can use you.

Remus: is that going to be your response everytime I ask you to make the bed?

Remus: have you ever owed a fine for an overdue library book?

Sirius: you and i both know i’ve never checked out a book in my life.

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