#james being james

Remus: Sometimes I get this murderous urge to kill someone.

Sirius: That’s okay, I’ll help you hide the body.

Remus: Most of the time that ‘someone’ is me.

James: Remus no!

Sirius: Babe, we talked about this.

James and Sirius: *Wrecking Havoc*

*phone rings*

Sirius: No, don’t answer that! It could be a trap!

Little Harry *Already picking up the phone*:Hello

Lily: Oh hey, sweetheart, where’s your dad?

James*Mouthing*: Don’t tell her!

Little Harry: Uh…he’s in the bathroom.

Lily: Oh…then where is Sirius?

Sirius: *Gestures Wildly*

Little Harry: Uhm…He’s also in the bathroom?

Lily *confused*: They are both in the bathroom? What are they doing?

Little Harry: *Looks over at James and Sirius* Uh…I gotta go to the bathroom too. *hangsup*

James and Sirius:*Facepalms*

James: We gotta take you to St. Mungos.

Sirius:No!

James: It’s a head injury, you could have a concussion!

Sirius: I don’t care! I am not going to Mungos! Do you hear me? THERE IS NO WAY THAT I–

Remus: *shows him the mirror*

Sirius:GET THE FLOO POWDER!

Remus and lily: *having a heated argument verging on a fight*

James: Quick, do something!

Sirius:what?!

James: Idk, anything!

Sirius: *panics and throws food at Remus*

Remus: What. Do. You. Think. You. Are. Doing?

Sirius: Being cute and spontaneous?

Remus: *trimming James’ hair*

Lily: Oi Potter! Why throw away your soft hair? Maybe the owls can make a nest out of it! *laughs and walks away*

James: She thinks my hair is soft.

Remus:‍♂️

Sirius: Mate, you need help.