#you cant convince me otherwise
aizen and momo had sex
He really said “society”
We’re such great, morally sound, empathetic and selfless people, aren’t we?
We all know that Erik wouldn’t ever dare hurt Christine. So I like to think that when they have an argument or a disagreement, instead of going straight to violence or murder like he usually does with other people, he just sits in a dark corner with his back facing her, sulking.
That, or he climbs up to one of the rafters and, again, sits there sulking. Kind of like a pissed off cat. And when someone tries to get him down he hisses at them.
Harry at a ministry event
Reporter: Hello, Mr. Potter sir! It’s been a long time.
Harry: Indeed it has…*Looks over his shoulders*
Harry *very politely*: Will you excuse me?
Reporter: Oh, yes…of course.
Harry: *Goes over and stands in the corner and proceeds to ignore everyone*
Reporter:
Remus: *trimming James’ hair*
Lily: Oi Potter! Why throw away your soft hair? Maybe the owls can make a nest out of it! *laughs and walks away*
James: She thinks my hair is soft.
Remus:♂️
Sirius: Mate, you need help.
James and Sirius: *studying quietly*
McGonagall: *passes by*, *stops*
McGonagall: *suspicious* What did you do?
James:Nothing!
McGonagall: Don’t give me that. What did you do?
Sirius: Minnie, we are just trying to study.
McGonagall: *narrows eyes* So you won’t mind if I check–*OPENS DRAWER*–IN HERE! *confused at finding it empty*
James: Professor, I’m telling you, we didn’t do anything.
McGonagall: Nah. You boys are up to something, I can smell it. I swear if you broke another– *checks window* *again finds nothing*
Sirius: See? Now can we go back to our homework?
McGonagall: *sniffs* You just consider yourself lucky, this time. *leaves and closes the door behind her*
Peter *hanging upside-down on the other side of the door, wrapped in a cocoon of ropes*: Boy, that was close.
James: Either she is losing her touch, or we are getting better.
Sirius: *high fives james*
Andrew: I’ll destroy everything you love.
Neil: What if I love you?
Andrew, doing finger guns: Joke’s on you, I’ve been self destructive my entire life.
i would like to personally thank natasha romanoff for reviving the marvel fandom and just doing a good job overall