#jily textpost

James, flirting: So, where are you from? Heaven?

Lily: Yeah, I’m a ghost. I died 15 years ago, just like that pick-up line.

James: Sirius completes me.

Lily:What?

James: You’re nice too, Lily.

Lily: I’m your wife.

Remus: You signed up for this.

Lily: Yeah I did.

Lily: I’m a moderate, peaceful, woman.

Remus: You threw a chair at James that other day.

Lily: Yes, which was moderate and peaceful compared to the table I was going to throw at him.

James: Hey Lily, I bet you can’t make a sentence without using the letter A!

Lily: You thought you did something very intelligent this time, didn’t you?

James:

James: Whet in merlin’s neme?!

James: *holding a plant over Lily* Look what I found in the kitchen!

Lily:

James: It’s mistletoe! You owe me a kiss now!

Lily: Thats parsley…

James: …can we still ki-

Lily: No.

Remus: *trimming James’ hair*

Lily: Oi Potter! Why throw away your soft hair? Maybe the owls can make a nest out of it! *laughs and walks away*

James: She thinks my hair is soft.

Remus:‍♂️

Sirius: Mate, you need help.