Nico: I never run around the bushes in a ski mask when I breaking in some place.

Nico: Somebody catches you, what are you gonna say? You want to look like a legitimate visitor until the very last minute.

Nico: If you can’t look legit, confused works as well. Maybe you get a soda from the fridge or a yogurt.

Nico: If you’re caught, you just act confused and apologise like crazy for taking the yogurt. Nothing could be more innocent.

Everyone: *concerned silence*

Jason: exactly how mANY PLACES HAVE YOU BROKEN INTO —

Frank: Nico what the…?

Annabeth: very smart, good job Nico!

Leo & the Mug: Part II

Leo: *drinking from a mug*

Jason: hey Leo, what are you drinking?

Leo: ice water!

Leo: *crunch noises as he chews the ice*

Percy: One year ago today I lost my buddy Jason

Percy: Sometimes it’s like I can still hear his voice

Nico: that’s because I summoned his ghost you idiot

Jason:~hi~