#hoo memes
Leo & the Mug: Part II
Leo: *drinking from a mug*
Jason: hey Leo, what are you drinking?
Leo: ice water!
Leo: *crunch noises as he chews the ice*
disclaimer this is just a headcanon by me ( I’m genderfluid / non-binary so I go by they/she)
- Percy- he/him makes a dumb comment about they/them pronouns and Annabeth calls him out (as she should ) .
- Annabeth-she/her experiments with she/they but changes her mind
- Piper- she/they to they/she depends on the mood.
- Frank-he/they and always has a supply of pronoun badges .
- Hazel-she/her is a bit confused at first but with a little help from Frank and Piper fully grasps changing pronouns and non him/her pronouns..
- Leo- he/him and makes a joke about liking all pronouns when he comes out as omni.
- Jason- hes/dead besties
i either post nine times a day or nein times a day
how percy wins most of his battles
percy: *getting choked by a monster* harder daddy
the monster: *releases him* bitch what the f-
the entirety of the lighting thief is just percy, grover and annabeth fighting to share one (1) singular brain cell isn’t it
hey guys
reblog and add your fav pjo headcanon
go ahead
in the groupchat
jason:nose
jason: haha i just typed nose with my nose
nico:dick
the gc:
jason: *wakes up in the hospital room after a heart transplant*
jason: where’s nico??
leo: who do u think gave u the heart?
jason:
jason: nico is in the bathroom isn’t he
leo: yeah i wanted to mess with u how’d u know?
jason:
leo:
jason: u assumed he’s got a heart??
percy: omg a snake bite what do i do now
annabeth: elevate and apply pressure
percy: *lifting snake really high* apologise or else
nico: *is sad*
jason: *begins break-dancing gently* what’s wrong, nico??
“not all men”
yeah you’re right, jason grace would never
jason, shirtless: has anyone seen my top??
leo: yh percy’s in the kitchen
Chiron: *holding 2 photos* One is your cabin. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
Percy:
Percy: That one’s the dump.
Chiron: They’re both your cabin!
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Chiron: *holding 2 photos* One is your cabin. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
Percy:
Percy: That one’s the dump.
Chiron: They’re both your cabin!
some of you didn’t grow up crying over rick riordan’s books and it shows.
The Seven As Things I Overheard In My House
Percy: *at 3am staring at the wall and talking with the fish tank* Look you have a point but I don’t think dolphins drink Pepsi
Annabeth: It’s 12am, great. Now I can drink my 6th cup of coffee and say it’s my first because it’s a new day
Jason: Yes I did wear the same t-shirt for a week but it doesn’t matter cause different people saw me with it
Piper: If you think I’m gonna cry over that fucker who dumped me yesterday you’re so fucking right
Leo: *screaming in harmony with a vacuum cleaner*
Frank: I’M HOME *loud crash* *soft whispering* oh no my donuts
Hazel: Hey I bought you a pony t-shirt. You’re 15? So what? When I was ur age I was still playing with dolls so stfu
Percy:Dad!
Poseidon:Son!
Percy:Dad!
Poseidon:Son!
Hephaestus:Sup
Leo:Yo
Annabeth: Percy texted me yesterday and said “your adorable” and I replied with “no YOU’RE adorable”
Grover: And?
Annabeth: He proposed this morning. Our wedding is in a month. All I did is correct him but I love him so I’m not gonna say anything.
Riordanverse Characters as things I have done/said: Part 2
Leo: *comes back from dentist appointment*
Leo: WOOHOO! No cavities!
Leo: *celebrates by buying chocolate cookies and muffins*
You know what I want? I WANT A CHILD OF DIONYSUS. A child of Dionysus who can make anything and anyone go crazy. Who can inflict madness on someone. Even better? If the powers are emotionally triggered. Made them mad? Boom. Not even sure if you’re real. Hurt someone they care about? They drive you into insanity. And only Mr. D himself can restrain them from hurting anyone. ✨immaculate✨
Riordanverse Characters as things I have done/said: Part 1
Leo: *moves to a different room with no noise and distractions to try to focus*
Nico: *enters room and starts practicing on the piano*
Leo: *starts vibing to Mozart*
Riordanverse Headcannons: Part 1
Whenever Hazel gets any candy, like chocolate or gummies, anything sweet, she goes crazy. She runs around camp giggling at the most random things for no reason. The first time this happened, Frank had to put her in a room to drain all her energy. Then after that, she falls asleep for like ten hours straight.
