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marcusantonius:

yall telling me he died getting nailed 

jesus christ??

Jin Guangshan?

giraffeter:

Sect Leaders by How Likely Their Disciples Are to Accidentally Call Them “Dad”

  • Most Jiang sect disciples have slipped up and accidentally called Jiang Fengmian “dad” at least once. Look at that archery lesson! Strong dad energy.
  • One notable exception is Wei Wuxian, who is so terrified that he might accidentally call Jiang Fengmian “dad” where someone could hear that he’s constantly on alert for it.
  • By contrast, no Jiang sect disciples have ever accidentally called Jiang Cheng “dad.” However, at least one sleep-deprived disciple has accidentally called him “jiujiu” after a long night wrangling Jin Ling.
  • Nobody in the Wen sect would dare accidentally call Wen Ruohan “dad.” Xue Yang called him “daddy” once, but that was on purpose to see what would happen — sadly, Wen Ruohan was too far gone at that point to notice or care, and the telepathic chokings neither increased or decreased in frequency or quality.
  • It’s pretty rare for Lan disciples to call Lan Qiren “dad,” but he secretly loves it when they do; sadly, neither Lan Xichen nor Lan Wangji ever make this error.
  • Lan disciples will, occasionally, call Lan Xichen “dad,” but it’s usually not a slip-up in front of the class, it’s more of an on-purpose thing: he’s like “Don’t forget, curfew’s in an hour!” and they’re like “thanks dad!”
  • Nobody except Lan Sizhui ever calls Lan Wangji “dad” but somehow they say “Hanguang-Jun” in a way that sounds like “dad.”
  • Lots of people call Jin Guangshan “dad,” but not in an “accidentally slip up in front of the class” kind of way, more in a “surprise, I’m your bastard child” kind of way.
  • No Jin disciples call Jin Guangyao “dad,” and this hurts his feelings and he secretly suspects it’s because they don’t respect him.
  • No Nie disciples call Nie Mingjue “dad” but every single Nie disciple has accidentally called him “da-ge” at leastonce. It’s almost a rite of passage.

Liu Qingge going to retrieve Shen Qingqiu’s corpse:

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Liu  Mingyang after writing “Resentment of Chunshan”:

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Lan Xichen to Jin Guangyao in Guanyin Temple:

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Whole fandom to Jin Guangshan:

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Fu Yao & Nan Feng after seeing for the first time San Lang:

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He Xuan and Hua Cheng dealing with each other:

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Other parts: 1,2,3,4,5

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poorlittleyaoyao:

TFW your ex’s shitty dad tries to inaccurately mansplain his backstory to you.

“Yes, I know all about your bastard son whom you acknowledged yesterday for clout. :) I also know about the subtle insult of a courtesy name that you gave him. :) He lived at my house for several years after you bowled him down the stairs :) and I’m still processing our acrimonious divorce so I truly cannot believe :) that you are trying this right now. :)” 


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