#just thinkin out loud
reblog if you think this 5,000 times a day.
Thu, 14 May 2015 12:56:31
I came out of the womb screaming “why?”
Nightride
So I have a slight issue see one of my Instagram followers wants me to play Dr with him. He is willing to pay me what I think is a good amount ($500+) to drive to his place and do things to him. What I mean is that he wants me to tie him to his bed and “abuse his balls so I can’t have kids”. What I mean by abuse his balls is he wants me to stick needles into them repeatedly. What do you guys think I should do my wife is willing to go with me. Her job in this adventure will be to do video work nothing else.
Kiss the earth
If you look into my eyes this is what you’ll see