Y/N convinces Alcina to sing a song at an open mic night
Alcina: *Sitting at a table while she waits for her time slot, annoyed that she let Y/N convince her to do this*
Y/N: *Playing pool and drinking beer, goofing off with Sal and Karl, steadily getting drunk*
10 minutes later
Some rando: *Finishes playing their song*
Mother Miranda: *Hosting, shoos them off the stage* Alright, well, that was truly awful, I’m not going to lie… personally, I like a little bit of Mozart or Bach. It stimulates the brain you know!
The audience: *Booing Miranda for being such a jerk*
Mother Miranda: *Rolls her eyes, looks at the lineup, sighs with relief* Finally! Someone with a little talent in this god-forsaken hellhole. Please welcome to the stage, the legendary, Miss D!
The audience: *Cheers and claps*
Mother Miranda: *Walks over to the bar* I need a drink. These people suck. Guess they’ll be the next batch of experiments. *Snags a bottle of tequila and drinks straight from it*
Bartender: *Horrified by what they just heard and saw*
Alcina: *Gets onstage*
Y/N: *Whistling and yelling loudly, really drunk at this point* Yeah! Thass mah wiFfeE! We have sEeXxx AllLlL the timeE! You’re all jeaLOus!
Alcina: *Growls and yells at Y/N* Stop it, Y/N! Our intimacy is not to be discussed here! *Gets ready to introduce the song*
Y/N: *Calls out from the audience* FreEe BiRd! Do Freee birrd!
Alcina: *Groans, yells at Karl* Keep Y/N quiet so I can sing this damn song and go home!
Karl: *Clamps a hand over Y/N’s mouth*
Alcina: *Clears her throat, composes herself* Now, this song is-
Y/N: *Bites Karl’s hand and he lets go*
Karl: Fuck! You stupid little dumbass! *Pulls his hand away from Y/N*
Y/N: *Stands on a bar stool, waving their arms so Alcina will notice them* Hey! HhHeEY! Show us your tits!
The audience: *Cheers and whistles*
Alcina: *Blushes hard, gasps* Y/N! You knock off this vulgar behavior this instant!
Y/N: I'mMM GonNaa LIvEE ForeVverr! *Trips and falls on top of Sal* Whoa! Thanks for breaking my fall!
Sal: *Face smushed into the floor, offers a muffled reply* Don’t mention it…
Y/N: *Thinks and calls out to Alcina* Can you do Sweet Caroline?! You know, the one that goes- *Sings horribly out of tune* SwEeT CaAArOLinne!
Y/N and the audience: BUM BUM BUMMM! *Everyone continues singing the song because they’re all drunk and rowdy*
Alcina: *Looks for Miranda* Mother Miranda, I must-
Mother Miranda: *Fucking crowd surfing while belting out the song as loud as she can with everybody else*
Alcina: *Stunned*
Mother Miranda: *Takes a couple more swigs of tequila, super drunk, winks and flashes a nipple at the crowd* If you want to see the rest, that’s gonna cost you!
The audience and Y/N: *Going fucking crazy and cheering*
Y/N: *Shoving a wad of cash at Miranda* Shut up and take my money!
The Duke is such a great character bc he’ll just watch Ethan get his ass handed too him time and time again by his asshole neighbours and is yet the kindest character in the whole game, he’s just in his carriage like
Mercy route headcannons about Ethan and the lords because y’know what nobody can stop me
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Ethan and her relate to each other a lot. She admires and respects his need to find and save his daughter
Is rightfully confused when she slices his hand off and watches it straight up grow back, like his severed hand dissolves into mold and then slowly creates a new hand, and she’s just sitting there like ‘’
“You didn’t really think I’d let you get away did youuuuwhy is your hand growing back”
She at first thinks he’s mocking her when he refuses to kill her, thinking that he’s toying with her. In reality he just doesn’t want anybody to die, he just wants to find his daughter and get out. He has too much blood on his hands and he hates it
She’s shocked and confused at the care he shows her and the other lords, although she doesn’t show it at all. This random man-thing that came into her castle, who’s hand she sliced clean off and threatened to murder, is showing her more care then Mother Miranda ever did
She sees him do her daughters makeup somehow and then totally does not hope that he will ask her if he can do hers.
He does, and Alcina makes it very clear that she does not care but she will allow it
He ends up sitting in her hand and having her lift him up because she refused to sit down. He says she looks very pretty, and Alcina just stands there like ‘is this what a Mother’s love is supposed to feel like? Cause if so Miranda’s doing a shit job-‘
Donna and bjd(s)
I feel like Ethan would brush and braid her hair
Like low key after a while of getting to know her she would take off her veil and Ethan would be like ‘You look lovely oh my god come here and give me a hug you sweet doll child’
But yeah I just like the thought of Ethan brushing her hair.
Donna hasn’t had to actually brush her hair in a while, and Ethan knows because of Mia, so I feel like it would be really sweet
He probably also hums while he’s doing it, maybe a lullaby.
Feels bad that she sent out a mold baby hallucination to traumatize him D:
He treats Angie like a human being and that makes Donna very happy
Doesn’t let her have doll knifes anymore tho, that makes Angie sad. Doesn’t complain though she’d feel bad
Figures out Ethan isn’t entirely human when she sends the hallucination baby after him and he just dissolves into mold on the spot in fear.
They have tea parties together! I just want them to have tea parties together!
It’s hammer time
I like to think Ethan would accept the deal Heisenberg proposed, but only after beating his ass.
“Fine then, I’ll work with you, under one condition. Rose will not be used as a weapon”
“Wait wait you’re not gonna kill me?”
“N-No?”
“Why?”
Karl really said *confusion intensifies*
They end up getting separated when Miranda rips out Ethan’s heart, and Karl leaves thinking he’s dead
Man is the only one besides Miranda who doesn’t know Ethan’s actually a mold monstrosity. He was left out of the big secret until later.
Alcina, Donna, Angie and Salvatore:We know something he doesn’t know~
I really like the idea of Karl being like ‘yea shit guys the man is dead’ and the rest of the lords bursting into laughter as he looks around confused.
Is very upset when he realizes he was left out of the mold man secret
“You were going to use my baby as a weapon??”
“Your point???”
He is also big sad when he realizes Ethan killed a lycan. Ethan admits not remembering any of this. It is all together very concerning
He very much enjoys the fact that he’s not the only freak who looks human around
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He’s embarrassed at the fact that his life has to be spared. He thinks everybody is going to laugh at him for being unable to kill the father of Miranda’s special child
He’s also shocked at the fact that Ethan cared about him enough to spare him in the first place. He stops being upset that he couldn’t kill him and starts being happy that Ethan cared about him enough to not kill him in return
All together very big sad cause he feels like he disappointed Miranda
Ethan feels bad so he’s just like ‘hey I’m a mold monstrosity too ! :D’
Salvatore feels better after that so win win let him have a hug. To him, Ethan is like living proof that he can be normal again from before the cadou.
Attaches onto Ethan and his care and love like the plague.
He’s so happy at the fact that Ethan cared enough not only to show him mercy but also to stick around with him by the reservoir even after his specific level is done. It is very sweet, I beg of you give him a hug. He may throw up on you though
Best Dad himself
He relates a lot to the lords, even if he doesn’t want to. He knows that he’s a lot like them, a B.O.W. The only reason he isn’t in a lab right now, or being used as a weapon is because he and Mia were able to hide it from the BSAA
Because of that they’re a lot closer in this au, he’s mold after all he can practically feel them. He relates to them and a part of him finds it heavily hypocritical to hurt this family when he just wants to help his own
So even when they reach out to attack him he tries his best to get out of the situation without fighting
He’s not completely a pacifist though, he will fight and hurt and kill if his life is put in danger, he knows that their are some instances where he will have to fight and he will have to kill. He still regrets not being able to help the Bakers, when in the end they were just like him really
“We can’t fight Mother Miranda. Shes far too powerful.”
“But, but we have to. She hurt people, and she’ll continue to hurt people”
“That’s why we can’t fight her, Ethan”
“No…that’s why I have to fight her, why I have to kill her”
Makes his disapproval of what the lords did to the villagers very clear, and that just because he didn’t end them doesn’t mean they’re off to hook.
Okay but like…what if you could choose?Like what if you could choose whether to show mercy to the lords?
I was thinking something along the lines of Ethan knowing what he is. Mia tells him, instead of keeping it a secret. How she finds out, I haven’t thought of yet, but it was probably something dumb like Ethan dancing to Waka Waka at 3 in the morning and just having his head vanish into thin air.
Mia would’ve told him, after having some time to think, finally deciding that he needed to know, no more lies, no matter how much it hurt. Eventually, perhaps a few weeks later, she would tell him, giving him her theory as well. He’s actually dead, having died in the baker house, the mold reanimating his body.
Naturally he would freak the fuck out, probably once again dissolving into the mold in the process. It would take a while, but they would be there for each other every step of the way, helping Ethan understand himself better and come to accept himself, with Mia assuring him that, no, he’s not a monster, and no, she still loves him, if he’ll still have her.
The two routes! I have more ideas about the Mercy route cause the Genocide route is just RE8 but now Ethan is aware of the mold powers he has, so now everyone’s fucked, whereas the Mercy route is a lot sweeter. If anyone actually wants to hear about this I’m down hehe, I have so many things to talk about so if anybody would be willing to listen to me rant I would take it in one swoop.
Their official t-shirts that were released in Japan. When I drew this comic, Moreau and Heisenberg were not yet on sale. Now there are T-shirts for all of them.
