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daniela-bella:

The first time I watched The Old Guard, so many lifetimes ago, I’m pretty sure I missed Joe’s primal, guttural scream when Keane killed Nicky because I was busy doing the exact same thing.

grizviser:

Joe in the early days of travelling with Nicky, thinking about how hot Nicky’s ass looks underneath all that armour but also whether it’d be a good idea to fuck a Catholic

The Old Guard + John Mulaney Quotes (4/4)

Andy being her cynical self:

Joe about Booker’s betrayal:

Nile jumping out of a moving car with nowhere to escape to:

Quynh in the iron coffin:

Nile about Joe and Nicky:

Immediately after the flashback where Lykon dies:

Joe and Nicky after Merrick says anything:

Booker coping (badly) with immortality:

aliceblakeart:DESTINY Before they were Nicky and Joe, they were Nicolo and Yusuf… Follow me on Ins

aliceblakeart:

DESTINY

Before they were Nicky and Joe, they were Nicolo and Yusuf…

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ygrittebardots:

um so that moment where joe’s hovering over nicky to make sure he’s okay after being shot in the mouth and then nicky wakes up and he’s so relieved and his necklace is dangling down out of his shirt between them and nicky DOESN’T grab it to pull him down for a kiss I mean lost opportunities man

(651): He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he came. Then as we laid there he sang me the m

(651): He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he came. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of “When Irish Eyes are Smiling”. I’ve never been more confused.


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(571): If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It’ll be like using an amulet in Lege

(571): If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It’ll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don’t get fucked in the ass.


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cherubinas:

god, bored, seeing that big nosed gay little priest and deciding to put the hottest man alive on his path for shits and giggles: this is gonna be so funny

linaxart:For the Art Guard server’s June prompt: Pride ️‍[ID: A digital drawing of Joe and Nicky fro

linaxart:

For the Art Guard server’s June prompt: Pride ️‍

[ID: A digital drawing of Joe and Nicky from The Old Guard kissing passionately with their arms around each other. Nicky’s t-shirt has rode up his back.They’re coloured like the rainbow pride flag in watercolours and the style is lose black lines. The background is white with a concentric design from their kiss outwards like a mandala. End ID]


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night-dark-woods:

ladystormcrow:

ashstfu:

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

ID. a tag reading “it’s called foreplay.” End ID.

Nicolo : I’m going to drag you through hell .

Yusuf : Does that mean we can hold hands?

negotiumcrucis:

bring me the sunflower

Yusuf/Nicolò, Royal AU + Arranged Marriage, Explicit (wip)

“You look rather gloomy for a man on their wedding day, my friend.”

Yusuf does not turn around at the sound of Sébastien’s voice, but he allows his shoulders to relax for what feels like the first time in months. He hasn’t had a single moment for himself since he set foot on this cursed island, and today… today he’s supposed to marry a complete stranger in order to finally put an end to a senseless war started by angry old men when Yusuf was but a baby at his mother’s breast. He feels exhausted to his bones, and he has been trying very hard not to let it show.

“I am pleased that all parties have agreed to the treaty, of course,” Yusuf says, his voice so purposely solemn that Sébastien cracks a lopsided smile and bumps playfully against his shoulder. “I just wish there was another way.”

The death of King Ibrahim al-Kaysani and his eldest son and heir put an end to the decades-old conflict between the kingdoms of Mahdia and Genoa.

Mahdia was victorious but barely, and to secure that tenuous peace, the kingdoms of the Long Sea came together to marry King Ibrahim’s remaining living son and Regent, Yusuf, to a member of Genoa’s royal family.

The only problem is: there were no daughters available.

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Read @ AO3

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My new multi-chaptered JoeNicky is an Arranged Marriage + Royal AU and it’s a gift for my dear @lisagarlandd! <3 <3 <3

(please, mind the tags and have fun!)

Magic Mike!Joe and Burlesque!Nicky au that no one asked for. Full image below the cut and complete s

Magic Mike!Joe and Burlesque!Nicky au that no one asked for.


Full image below the cut and complete set of sketches over here.

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Joe and Nicky mouse pads are done!!! These took a while but thank you for patiently waiting. They caJoe and Nicky mouse pads are done!!! These took a while but thank you for patiently waiting. They ca

Joe and Nicky mouse pads are done!!! These took a while but thank you for patiently waiting.


They can be purchased over here



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boudoirwriter:highbeeans:Full image can be viewed here. SO. This was SO VERY INSPIRING (go check the

boudoirwriter:

highbeeans:

Full image can be viewed here.

SO. This was SO VERY INSPIRING (go check the NSFW link out) and compelled me to write some soft sweet filth - of the fisting kind. What’s new, right? Well, the fisting is new… ticks off yet another item on kink list.

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Nicky gives a quiet hum and murmurs “I think I need more,” and just like that Joe is fucked. Fucked.

Here

Mind those tags!

Everyone, please go read this beautiful little fic! Thank you so much @boudoirwriter


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When you waited too long to tell your husband that he’s bad at kissing and now too much time hWhen you waited too long to tell your husband that he’s bad at kissing and now too much time h

When you waited too long to tell your husband that he’s bad at kissing and now too much time has passed.


Still forever inspired by this.



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quincette:

Booker gave them a curious look, amused even. Well, with Joe topless, barefoot and carrying what appears to be an explosion of tule and a pair of stripper heels, and Nicky half awake and high, in a beaded 1920s dress, Joe’s shirt and Joe’s shoes — they made quite a walk of shame.
“Don’t,” Joe said as Booker opened his mouth.

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So I’ve commissioned the inimitably talented @highbeeans to illustrate something from my slutty Prince!Nicky and Bodyguard!Joe fic and I couldn’t be happier - lookiet at them ♥️♥️♥️ thank you Beans ✨✨✨✨

SWAP NIGHT

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, Modern Royalty, Bodyguard!Joe, SluttyPrince!Nicolo, Recreational Drug Use, Edging, Mutual Pining, Mind Games, Angst, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Dirty Talk, Gratuitous use of pop songs, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Unresolved Emotional Tension, all the tensions whoooo boy

Summary:

Crown Prince Nicolo, infamous for his promiscuity, sneaks out to an unsanctioned, unvetted night club to engage in some risky behaviour. Joe al-Kaysani, his head bodyguard and former university acquaintance, tags along. Feelings, both old and new, ensue.

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The SluttyPrinceNicky!AU (we gotta come up with an official name) is created by one of my favourite writers @mehmeh who have imagined a torrid, intensely sexy dynamic between slutty Prince!Nicky and Bodyguard!Joe in a series of snips on Discord (based on this sexy moody moodboard by Maea) that I hope one day she would publish on AO3.

They just love each other’s assets. (View on dashboard to see higher res versions) They just love each other’s assets. (View on dashboard to see higher res versions)

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They just love each other’s assets.

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