Alright Ladies who are we betting will lift their shirt up in the next performance?

awoojinstan:

Petition to get Chan on Law of The Jungle

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Again, let me stress this even further.

I want:

• Spear fishing Chan with a sleeveless shirt on
• Chan climbing a coconut tree and busting off all the coconuts in one swoop
• Chan chasing after some wild animal for food
• Bro just Chan in general on Law Of The Jungle

Content Bringing in Non-Stays be like:

Stray Kids Helping Other Idols Out At Award Shows Check List:

Felix helping another idol get streamer strands off them

Woojin CLAIMS Chronosaurus

Stray kids really said fuck the poor when they opened the Ch+ Vlive channel

Breaking News: 19 is actually a soft pink lesbian not Wow 2.0

WE REALLY GETTING WOW 2.0

ONGOD TURN THAT SH IT UP

stranger: so which one is your kid?

woojin: the one that’s eating sand. JISUNG STOP.

jaebum: what’s it like living with chan and the other kids?

woojin: imagine living with actual civilised people

jaebum:okay…

woojin: now throw that thought out the window.

changbin: i’ve heard someone saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations.

woojin: it’s me outside, you want some muffins?

changbin: what kind?

woojin: zucchini, but they taste like banana nut.

changbin: bananas can nut?

woojin: you know what? i’ll keep my muffins.

hyunjin’s vocals are actually angelic

Imagine the recording of this lmao

I mean it slaps