#kpop incorrect texts
taeil: what do you wanna do tonight?
haechan: world domination
taeil: that’s a little ambitious, isn’t it?
haechan: you’re my world
taeil: aw, that’s sweet- WAIT
taeyong: johnny, can you help me with this crossword puzzle? i need a 7 letter word for ‘husband’
taeyong: oh wait, i know
taeyong: *writes down 'jaehyun’*
lucas:it’s frustrating
ten: what is?
lucas: watching jaehyun flirt with doyoung and doyoung not realizing it
ten, wearing a “date me lucas” shirt: yeah, so oblivious
mark: i had a fight with yuta yesterday. i told him to take what’s his and leave the dorm
haechan: oh my god, what did he do?
mark: he picked me up and left
johnny: i mean- i don’t ‘like’ jaehyun or anything. that’s like so 'ew’. i just- i don’t like men okay
jaehyun:johnny!
johnny: yes honey?
johnny: i mean homie
johnny:shit
doyoung: i hate myself
jungwoo: you shouldn’t! you’re amazing!
doyoung: listen, you already have enough love for us, let me continue with my self loathing
taeyong: raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by haechan
renjun: *raises hand*
mark: *raises hand*
doyoung: *raises hand*
jeno, not even in the same room: *raises hand*
haechan: *raises hand*
jisung: i’ve got one foot in the darkness and the other one in a hello kitty roller skate
johnny: say, mark are you free friday night?
mark:yeah
johnny: what about you, yuta?
yuta: me too
johnny: great! we’re going to the arcade. except that i’m not going. enjoy your date!
johnny: hey bro
jaehyun: yeah bro?
johnny: can you pass me that pamphlet bro?
jaehyun:brochure
mark: so, i heard you like bad boys?
yuta:no?
mark, taking his feet off the table: oh thank god