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Order Member : Hello, Mr. Lupin! It’s been a long time.

Remus: Indeed it has…*Looks over his shoulders*

Remus *very politely*: Will you excuse me?

Order Member: Oh, yes…of course.

Remus: *Goes over and stands in the corner and proceeds to ignore everyone*

Order Member : 

Sirius: Well, hello there, what’s this? A swear Jar?

Lily: Oh yes, Harry’s.

Sirius: You give him money everytime he swears? Oh, bravo, Evans. *proceeds to take out his wallet.*

Lily: Oh no, no, no, no. Hepays for every bad word he says.

Sirius: Oh . Well then I am even more impressed.

Lily *shocked*: Oh, thank you, Sirius.

Sirius:Impressed that you would extort money from your own offspring!

Sirius: I mean, what a ridiculous idea! Bad words? Determined by a set of arbitrary rules–just like my father’s.

Sirius: *Gives Harry money* Here, Harry, this should buy you plenty of juice words. You swear away.

Lily: Sirius, No!