#wolfstar memes
Remus: Sirius, shut up
Sirius: MaKe mE ;)
Remus: *kisses him*
Sirius: *blinks rapidly and is about to faint* I- wOw do that again please
Remus: *smirks* No need to ask twice
*aggressive make out session*
Remus: Sometimes I get this murderous urge to kill someone.
Sirius: That’s okay, I’ll help you hide the body.
Remus: Most of the time that ‘someone’ is me.
James: Remus no!
Sirius: Babe, we talked about this.
Sirius: Okay, in my defence…
Remus: You have no defence. You’re an idiot.
Sirius: That was a big part of my defence.
Remus: *on the phone* Yes, I-I completely understand and I will definitely talk to Harry. This won’t happen again…Thanks.
Remus: That was Harry’s school calling. Apparently, he has been using some very creative language today.
Sirius: Oh, do tell.
Remus: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker”.
Sirius: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”?
Remus:*deadpans*
Sirius: What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.
Remus: I can’t belive you are teaching our Godson loophole swear-words.
Sirius: In my defence, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation, and very cleaver of him, I might add.
The marauders: *sneaking into Mcgonagall’s office at night*
McGonagall: What is the meaning of this?!
James:uh….we..
McGonagall:You have crossed the line this time! Sneaking into my office?
Sirius *gesturing wildly*:~~woohoo~~it’s a dreammm~~You are dreaming~~~
McGonagall: Detention! All of you!
Remus *elbows sirius*: Really? Dreaming?
Sirius: It was worth a shot.
James and Remua: *Setting up a prank*
*knocks on the door*
Remus: Don’t answer that. It could be a trap!
Sirius:*already opening the door*
McGonagall: Good evening Mr. Black. May I talk to Mr. Potter?
James *Mouthing from his hiding spot*: Don’t tell her!
Sirius: Uh…he’s in the bathroom.
McGonagall: Oh…and where is Mr. Lupin?
Remus: *Gestures Wildly*
Sirius: He’s also in the bathroom?
McGonagall *confused*: They are both in the bathroom? What are they doing?
Sirius: *Looks over at James and Remus* Uh…Idk. I gotta go to the bathroom too. *shuts door in her face*
James and Remus: *Facepalms*
Order Member : Hello, Mr. Lupin! It’s been a long time.
Remus: Indeed it has…*Looks over his shoulders*
Remus *very politely*: Will you excuse me?
Order Member: Oh, yes…of course.
Remus: *Goes over and stands in the corner and proceeds to ignore everyone*
Order Member :
James: We gotta take you to St. Mungos.
Sirius:No!
James: It’s a head injury, you could have a concussion!
Sirius: I don’t care! I am not going to Mungos! Do you hear me? THERE IS NO WAY THAT I–
Remus: *shows him the mirror*
Sirius:GET THE FLOO POWDER!
Remus and lily: *having a heated argument verging on a fight*
James: Quick, do something!
Sirius:what?!
James: Idk, anything!
Sirius: *panics and throws food at Remus*
Remus: What. Do. You. Think. You. Are. Doing?
Sirius: Being cute and spontaneous?
James and Sirius planning a double-date
James: We’ll take them to see a horror movie.
Sirius: And when they get scared they’ll cling to us.
James and sirius: *aggressive nodding*
Two hours later
James and Sirius: *high pitched screaming*
Regulus and Remus:
Regulus: We don’t know them.
Remus: They are not with us.
(Based on this video)
Sorry, I do not have the editing skills to actually add animated text to the video. But just imagine sirius/James as the screaming goog yoo (the guy) and Remus/regulus/lily being the girl (Kim go eun)
Wolfstar As Chaotic Dads
Harry:….
Sirius:so…you want a beer?
Remus: HE IS FOUR!
Sirius: I DON’T KNOW! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM?!
