#remus is a mood

Sirius: I have good and bad news for you.

Sirius: First of all, you’re going to die.

Remus: Great! What’s the bad news?

Remus: What do you have there?

Lily: A healthy sleep schedule.

Remus:

Remus:Disgusting

Remus: Sometimes I get this murderous urge to kill someone.

Sirius: That’s okay, I’ll help you hide the body.

Remus: Most of the time that ‘someone’ is me.

James: Remus no!

Sirius: Babe, we talked about this.

Sirius: Okay, in my defence…

Remus: You have no defence. You’re an idiot.

Sirius: That was a big part of my defence.

Remus: *on the phone* Yes, I-I completely understand and I will definitely talk to Harry. This won’t happen again…Thanks.

Remus: That was Harry’s school calling. Apparently, he has been using some very creative language today.

Sirius: Oh, do tell.

Remus: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker”.

Sirius: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”?

Remus:*deadpans*

Sirius: What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.

Remus: I can’t belive you are teaching our Godson loophole swear-words.

Sirius: In my defence, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation, and very cleaver of him, I might add.

Order Member : Hello, Mr. Lupin! It’s been a long time.

Remus: Indeed it has…*Looks over his shoulders*

Remus *very politely*: Will you excuse me?

Order Member: Oh, yes…of course.

Remus: *Goes over and stands in the corner and proceeds to ignore everyone*

Order Member : 

James: We gotta take you to St. Mungos.

Sirius:No!

James: It’s a head injury, you could have a concussion!

Sirius: I don’t care! I am not going to Mungos! Do you hear me? THERE IS NO WAY THAT I–

Remus: *shows him the mirror*

Sirius:GET THE FLOO POWDER!