#marauders
Lily: you smell like weed.
Sirius: i am weed.
Lily: merlin, i’m starving. i haven’t eaten anything since 11.
Sirius: how old are you now??
Lily:
Sirius: day one of eating every plant i see!
[10 minutes later]
Sirius: i think i need help.
James: Lily is playing hard to get.
James: little does she know that i’m the master of hard to get rid of.
James: okay, i admit that i was wrong.
Remus:good.
James:however-
Remus: no. not however. just stand in your wrongness and be wrong.
Remus: Sirius, did you eat all the apple pie again?
Sirius: why? is there still some on my face?
Remus:no?
Sirius: then no.
Lily: cooking together is NOT romantic.
Lily: move out of my fucking way.
Sirius: I am literally only here to be sexy and insane. Do not expect me to make any sense.
Remus: you’re holding an intervention for me?
James: yes, we’re concerned your studying is getting in the way of your drinking.
Remus: we call that a traumatic event.
Remus, turning to Sirius: not a ‘bruh moment’.
Remus: or a ‘major L’.
Remus: and definitely not an ‘oof LMFAO’.
Sirius: my life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes me look.
—navigation.
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she/her. eighteen. you can call me parker!
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—currently working on:
‧˚ʚhalloween hookers and party poopers [rafe cameron, was supposed to come out for halloween but i never finished it]
‧˚ʚpoppy’s love [sirius black?, series]
‧˚ʚjawbreaker [joel miller, series of fics and hcs for my tlou au]
warning.not really a warning lol but plz keep in mind that i’m currently fixing my blog + navigation so you may see me spamming posts or making masterlists with no active links, but that just my process. it’ll be rather quick and i think it’ll be worth it. after that, i’ll just have to keep it up, which shouldn’t be too hard! thanks for your patience and understanding ‧˚ʚ ⋆ ꜝꜞ
+ if you leave a comment the answer will be from @siriusly-parker-main ☹︎ don’t worry it’s still me lol tumblr just doesn’t let you choose which blog to comment from so it’s my main blog or wtv but you don’t need to follow it or anything it’s just my personal blog for rebloging stupid stuff
I solemnly swear I’m upto no good.
Remus: That’s it! I’m leaving.
Peter: There it goes, our only brain cell.
James & Sirius: EXCUSE YOU-
Peter: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Remus: Plane tickets?
Sirius: Concert tickets?
James:Prostitution?
Peter, holding his broken frames:Glasses.
Sirius: You know, I’ve always wanted to be in a Horror movie.
Remus: Being a Black-family member isn’t enough for you?
Sirius: This was a terrible idea. Why didn’t anyone stop me?!
Remus: Because you didn’t tell me. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!
Sirius: If I told you, you would’ve stopped me!
Sirius: I need you
Remus:For?
Sirius:Ever
Remus:Oh
Tell me about your favorite bromane of all time !
I need undying friendship in my life right now!
if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him
