#marvel quotes

Steve: Are you a morning or a night person?

Tony: I don’t like being alive at any part of the day, thank you very much.

Peter: Mr Stark, could you please do me a small favour?

Tony: I will literally kill for you, but go on.

Steve: How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Tony: Just give him a minute

Peter: [pushing on a door that clearly says pull]

Sam: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Steve: That would go against my moral compass.

Bucky: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

Random criminal: I’m here to kidnap you

Peter: I’ll have to ask my dad

Random criminal: it’s not a cho-

Peter: He said no

Peter: Do you guys think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Steve: you’re a hazard to society.

Tony: and a coward. Try twenty.

Howard: Was I a bad father, Tom?

Tony:

Tony: My name is Tony.

Peter: There are just some sounds that everyone loves. Like shoes on gravel.

Tony: Rain hitting the roof.

Steve: The crackling of a fire.

Natasha: The snapping of the necks of those who think they can disrespect you.

*Peter suddenly appears in the space ship*

Tony: Peter! You’re back! What happened?

Peter: I was starting to sing Bubblegum Bitch for the 12th time in the soul stone and it just yeeted me out.

*Somewhere far away*

Tony: Peter just did something stupid, I can feel it. Why am I surprised? Don’t you ‘greater good’ and 'please trust me Mr. Stark.’ I wouldn’t trust that boy with a plastic spoon.

Rhodey: This is big dad energy.