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Stony Fem - Disney version

(Stephanie Rogers - Antonia Stark)

Steve, stroking Tony’s hair: You’re so tiny and adorable.

Tony, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now.

Steve, looking at Tony with heart eyes: I know.

Tony, deathly hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was the king of ducks.

Steve, sipping his coffee: I would, but then I would be lying to the king of ducks.

Computer: Please enter password

Steve: Tony

Computer: Too weak

Steve, destroying the computer: SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

Tony, holding a cauliflower in front of Steve’s face: what is this?

Steve: … a cauliflower?

Tony, to Peter: now tell Steve what you think it is.

Peter, arms folded: ghost broccoli

Peter: *points knife at emotions*

Peter: stay back, slut.

Steve: Tony just GO TO THE HOSPITAL-

Tony: who’s stab wound is this????? I didn’t realise it was OUR stab wound????

Steve: Are you a morning or a night person?

Tony: I don’t like being alive at any part of the day, thank you very much.

Peter: Mr Stark, could you please do me a small favour?

Tony: I will literally kill for you, but go on.

Steve: How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Tony: Just give him a minute

Peter: [pushing on a door that clearly says pull]

Sam: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Steve: That would go against my moral compass.

Bucky: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

Random criminal: I’m here to kidnap you

Peter: I’ll have to ask my dad

Random criminal: it’s not a cho-

Peter: He said no

Howard: Was I a bad father, Tom?

Tony:

Tony: My name is Tony.

Peter: There are just some sounds that everyone loves. Like shoes on gravel.

Tony: Rain hitting the roof.

Steve: The crackling of a fire.

Natasha: The snapping of the necks of those who think they can disrespect you.