stephen and tony: *in a fight*

stephen: *storms off*

tony: *hurrying after him*

tony: goddamn it stephen, you know your legs are longer than mine

*literally just making out*

tony: dont you think we might be just a littlebit gay for each other?

stephen: oh, absolutely not

tony: well, you’ve got to eat something, how about a sandwich?

peter: what kind of bread?

tony: um, whole wheat?

peter: haha silly, you know i dont eat spicy foods

tony:

peter:

tony: you’re absolutely right, im sorry

BUCKY BARNE’S GUIDE TO SEDUCTION:

Step 1:

Twirly twirl. Is there any other way to seduce? You must twirly twirl my friends to achieve level 1000 of being a hot mess.

Step 2:

Attain magic hair. Nourish it with the blood of your enemies and Pantene.

Step 3:

LEATHER. SO MUCH LEATHER. Preferably form fitting to show off your splendid figure. Expect to pass out from heatstroke.

Step 4.

Smexy walk. Ofc, ofc. Strut, don’t tiptoe my friends.

Step 5.

Attain smolder. Eyes up, lip out. Boom, now you’re ready to seduce Captain America. Best of wishes.