#mbti posts
INTJ, INTP - Someone who can bring warmth to their coldness, light to their darkness, happiness to their depression, but also someone who understands how important the cold, the dark, and the depression is to them and knows how to balance both of them.
ENFP - Someone who takes everything they aspire to be and help them make it a reality, someone who makes them understand that dreams are great but accomplishments are better. Someone who acts like a mirror to them, makes sure they don’t go off the tracks yet, enjoys getting lost within them.
ENTJ, ESTJ - Someone who can bring fun and entertainment to their life while at the same time being able to give them a challenge and lightheartedly compete with them. They need someone who is strong yet compassionate at the same time, someone they can relate to on a very personal level.
INFP, ISFP - Someone who understands how complicated and simple they are, someone who doesn’t try to fix them or makes sense of them but just embraces them.
ENTP - Someone who takes all the hate and highlights all the positives, someone who is able to truly talk to them and challenge them
INFJ, ENFJ - Someone who makes them smile without hiding a frown within, someone who brings out the real them no matter how difficult
ESTP, ISTP, , ESFP - Someone who can ride with them to no place in specific yet always knows where to go when things get too overwhelming
ISTJ - Someone who makes them read beyond the words and helps them see beyond the facts and the rules, someone who adds paint to their canvas
ISFJ, ESFJ - Someone who doesn’t need help from them, someone who helps them find what they want for themselves
ESTP, ISTP: Their attitude may be found annoying/cunning or whatever towards other people who might then start talking shit behind them. And when they find out, they’re gonna start some shitttttt
ENTJ, ESTJ: They exist…… :l
ESFP, ENFP: Have so many friendships that they end up being friends with people who are enemies with each other, which ends up backfiring.
INFJ, ISFJ, ISTJ, ESFJ: They don’t. Unless you hurt their loved ones, in that case, run.
ENFJ, INTJ: Because it’s fun……
INFP, ISFP: They’re emotions cause them to do weird shit and inevitably hurt other people or hurt themselves (send help asap)
ENTP, INTP: They get bored and decide to start up drama cuz why not
INFP:The guy who is listening to some depressing or motivational song and murmurs the song lyrics while starring into the window and thinking about life
ENFP:The guy who gets your soul out into a conversation and then falls asleep for 3 hours.
ESFP:The friendly guy who talks to you during the whole flight and makes you a bit uncomfortable but you decide to keep talking cause they’re pretty cool.
INTP:The one who practices what to say to the flight attendant cause he/she doesn’t want to make it awkward.
INFJ:Stares into the window while they think about some deep shit and is annoyed by the ESFP who is yelling in the seat behind them.
ESTP: *sleeps for 16 hours* wakes up in a motel in Thailand with a tattoo on his/her forehead…..
ISFP: Suffers an emotional breakdown because the flight attendant misunderstood their order and he/she is too shy to say anything.
ISTP: Gets drunk on the airplane and wakes up next to ESTP and has ‘YOLO’ tattooed in his/her back.
ISTJ:Involuntarily helps ISFP through their emotional breakdown and secretly hates the pilot because he woke him/her up from a beautiful nap.
ENTP: Gets upset cause they made a dope playlist on their phone and then forgot their earphones and ends up (surprisingly) getting drunk with ISTP.
ISFJ: Starts a conversation with a sweet elderly man and become best friends.
ENTJ: Gets into a fight with the flight attendant because it’s not allowed to check Tumblr on the flight ;)
ESTJ: *argues along with ENTJ* and rants about the disgusting food in the plane before falling asleep and dreaming about cheeseburgers.
INTJ:Has to go to the bathroom but doesn’t want to ask the person beside them to get up because they’re crying for some emotional problem that INTJ is uncomfortable talking about.
ESFJ: Missed the plane, ends up staying at home watching some dope show and almost chokes on popcorn because they were laughing too hard at some cat food commercial
ENFJ: Makes a best friend in the flight and is heartbroken because they will never see eachother again. 5 minutes later they make another friend. :p
INTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ, ESTJ - ‘’Your Achievements and Wishes Define You’’
INFJ, ENFJ, ISFJ, ESFJ - ‘’Your Actions and Choices Define You’’
INTP, ENTP, ISTP, ESTP - ‘’Your Thoughts and Perspective Define You’’
INFP, ENFP, ISFP, ESFP - ‘’You Define Yourself. Don’t Let Anyone Judge You and Don’t Let Anything Define you’’
ENTP, ISFP, INFP, ENFP, INTP
INTJ: Cold-hearted anti-social psychopaths who are so smart they could rule the world and don’t care about you unless you can be used.
ENTJ:Triggered 101% percent of the time and will roast the f out of you. Don’t have feelings, don’t care about your feelings
ENTP: Genius with awesome ideas but is too lazy to do anything
INTP: Extremely logical and doesn’t understand the concept of ‘emotions’ also too lazy to do anything.
INFJ:Quiet masterminds that know everything about everyone but are too secretive to say anything
ENFJ: Manipulative masterminds that use you to gain what they want and don’t care about you
ENFP:Hyper-active, social butterfly, weirdo that is extremely dumb and has no deep or real thoughts
INFP: Hyper-emotional emo that takes everything personally and cries all day, every day
ISFP:Total geeks that take everything too seriously and can completely break apart because of the stupidest things
ESFP: Total party addicts that are not able to think about anything that isn’t parties and friends
ESTP:Total daredevils that are too insensitive to tolerate your feelings
ISTP: Risk-takers who just don’t give a shit about anything or anyone
ISTJ:Realists who are not able to have dreams, hopes, or not even have fun
ESTJ:Can’t think outside of the box and are not able to break rules
ESFJ:Social butterfly that is really dumb and superficial, doesn’t think about anything that isn’t friend-related
ISFJ:Shy weirdo that low-key cares about shit but is way too reserved to say anything
ENFP, ESFP, ESFJ, ENTP
Lust:ENTP, ESFJ
Gluttony: ENFP, ESFP, ISTP
Greed: ENFJ, INTJ
Sloth:INTP, ESFP
Wrath:ESTJ, ENTJ
Envy: INFP, ISFP
Pride:ESTP, ISTJ, INFJ
Literally no idea: ISFJ
If you really wrong them, they will make it their whole goal to destroy your life and anything you care about for revenge: ESTJ, ISTJ, ESTP
They will make all of their friends hate you and turn your own friends against you: ENFJ, ESFJ, ISFP
They will come up with an amazing and subtle plan to take you down without you even noticing: INTP, ISTP, ENTP
You will loose them forever and realize how much you truly needed them: INFJ, ENFP, ESFP, ISFJ
You will literally die: INTJ, ENTJ, (INFP depends)
ENFP, INFP, ENTP, INTP
Am I wrong?
INTJ, INTP - Someone who can bring warmth to their coldness, light to their darkness, happiness to their depression, but also someone who understands how important the cold, the dark, and the depression is to them.
ENTJ, ESTJ - Someone who can challenge them, keep them entertained and interested yet keep them in their place.
INFP, ISFP - Someone who understands how complicated and simple they are, someone who doesn’t try to fix them or makes sense of them but just embraces them.
ENFP - Someone who takes everything they aspire to be and help them make it a reality, someone who makes them understand that dreams are great but accomplishments are better. Someone who acts like a mirror to them, makes sure they don’t go off the tracks yet, enjoys getting lost within them.
INFJ, ENFJ - Someone who makes them smile without hiding a frown within, someone who brings out the real them no matter how difficult
ESTP, ISTP, , ESFP - Someone who can ride with them to no place in specific yet always knows where to go when things get too overwhelming
ISTJ - Someone who makes them read beyond the words and helps them see beyond the facts and the rules, someone who adds paint to their canvas
ENTP - Someone who takes all the hate and highlights all the positives, someone who is able to truly talk to them and challenge them
ISFJ, ESFJ - Someone who doesn’t need help from them, someone who helps them find what they want for themselves
Frantically reviewing their notes and studying: ENTJ, ISTJ, INFJ, ESTJ
Low-key playing on their phone not giving a sh-: INTJ, ENTP, ISTP
Reading a book to relax: INFP, ISFP
Sleeping, having no idea there’s a test: ENFP, ESFP, INTP
Trying to help others not freak out and have a breakdown: ENFJ, ESFJ, ISFJ
Didn’t show up to school anyway: ESTP
ESTP - ‘’I tried so hard to be a nice lady, you taught me its okay to be crazy’’ - Lana Del Rey
ESFP - ‘’Eventually, you’re going to die. Everyone you know will die and you will be forgotten. So why get mad? Why waste time? You should live, because as far as you know, this is your only life’’ - anonymus
ISTP - ‘’Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature.’’ - Grey’s Anatomy
ISFP - ‘’Been trying hard not to get into trouble but I’ve got a war in my mind’’ and ‘’I’m not mad, I’m hurt. There’s a difference’’ - Lana Del Rey
ESTJ - ‘’Efforts and courage isn’t enough without action and direction’’ - JFK
ESFJ - ‘’Promise me you’ll always remember: you’re braver than you believe, you’re stronger than you seem, you’re smarter than you think’’ - Winnie The Pooh
ISTJ - ‘’Time flies. Time waits for no man. Time heals all wounds. All any of us want is more time. Time to stand up, time to grow up. Time to let go. Time’’ - Grey’s Anatomy
ISFJ - ‘’No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again’’ - Buddha
ENTJ - ‘’Kill them with success and bury them with a smile’’ - anonymus
INTJ - ‘’So do it decide, is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More compassionate? Decide.’’ - Grey’s Anatomy
ENTP - ‘’Accident is the name of all of the greatest inventions’’ - Mark Twain
INTP - ‘’Perhaps one does not want to be loved so much as to be understood’’ - George Orwell
ENFJ - ‘’Despite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart’’ -Anne Frank
INFJ - ‘’The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you, you just have to find the the ones worth suffering for’’ - Bob Marley
INFP - ‘’The true sign of intelligence isn’t knowledge, it’s imagination’’- Albert Einstein
ENFP- ‘’So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned, just think of happy things and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in never, never land.’’ - Peter Pan
disclaimer: i love every type don’t murder me. every type has wonderful people and complete fucking bitches. that’s a fact. k bye love.
INTJ: cold bitch that just loves destroying everyones’ self-esteem. Therefore ends up being left out of every get-together/party because no one is up for having an emotional crisis at a party (looking right at you infp)
ENTJ, ENFJ: oh wow another cold bitch who enjoys fucking everyone over (as if we needed another one of these). try to, i don’t know, have a fucking heart from once in a while and when you do try and not use it to manipulate others, you might think it’s cool or whatever but it’s not, it’s just dumb and painful
INTP, ENTP: Asshole who sits behind me in science and is never minding his own fucking business and is always trying to ‘’correct’’ everyone else in the fucking room. we don’t need your toxic fucking help you bitch so please leave
INFJ: Oh my god wow look what a mysterious, enigmatic beautiful person I wonder what she’s up to….. no you fucking whore stop being so like ‘’ooo look at me i’m mysterious and you will never know me hahaha’’ you narcissistic whore try and be real for a while
ENFP: bitch who I got in a drama project and didn’t do shit except being an annoying fuck who started talking about shit I obviously couldn’t give less of a shit about. you’re cool and whatever but try and be useful k?
INFP: ok so i’m glad you’re seeing a therapist cuz last time I saw you u were crying at a party but could you please stop talking to me 24/7 get other friends please and stop low-key trying to bring everyone down with you.
ESFP, ISFP: oh who do we have here? is it that backstabbing little bitch who wants to be special so fucking badly and loves secrets and thinks she’s interesting when actually i can see right through her? yes, its her. stop trying too fucking hard. you’re genuinely cool so just be your fucking self instead of trying to be ‘’interesting’’
ESFJ: oh fuck ok here we are in fucking humanities class could you not hit the back of my chair like a million fucking times after i have told you to stoooppppp
ISTP, ESTP: ok i get it like you’re a strong fucking person ok cool fine but stop pretending like you literally have no feelings cuz I see that and it’s fucking pathetic ok? p.s: stop hitting infp in the head with the volleyball ball k thanks.
ESTJ, ISTJ: OK BOI IM MAD AT THIS WHORE. OK YES I SEE THOSE FUCKING RULES AND THE FUCKING INDICATIONS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH AND I REFUSE TO FOLLOW THEM SO STOP REMINDING ME OF SHIT I KNOW AND LEAVE THE FUCKING CLASSROOM YOU WHORE
ISFJ: i haven’t met a bitch with your type so yeah. umm. fuck you i guess.
im gonna get so much hate lmao :/ don’t roast me too hard please :/
INTJ, INTP - Someone who can bring warmth to their coldness, light to their darkness, happiness to their depression, but also someone who understands how important the cold, the dark, and the depression is to them.
ENTJ, ESTJ - Someone who can challenge them, keep them entertained and interested yet keep them in their place.
INFP, ISFP - Someone who understands how complicated and simple they are, someone who doesn’t try to fix them or makes sense of them but just embraces them.
ENFP - Someone who takes everything they aspire to be and help them make it a reality, someone who makes them understand that dreams are great but accomplishments are better. Someone who acts like a mirror to them, makes sure they don’t go off the tracks yet, enjoys getting lost within them.
INFJ, ENFJ - Someone who makes them smile without hiding a frown within, someone who brings out the real them no matter how difficult
ESTP, ISTP, , ESFP - Someone who can ride with them to no place in specific yet always knows where to go when things get too overwhelming
ISTJ - Someone who makes them read beyond the words and helps them see beyond the facts and the rules, someone who adds paint to their canvas
ENTP - Someone who takes all the hate and highlights all the positives, someone who is able to truly talk to them and challenge them
ISFJ, ESFJ - Someone who doesn’t need help from them, someone who helps them find what they want for themselves
(this is based on my experiences lmao don’t kill me if its not 100% accurate)
ENTJ, INTJ: Either doesn’t have time for that shit because school is more important OR completely fucks up people’s lives cuz…. fun.
INTP: Either doesn’t give a rats ass OR low-key makes a plan to fuck shit up
ENTP: Is involved in the drama but honestly doesn’t give a fuck how it turns out
ESTP: Reallyyyyy doesn’t give a fuck but might ocationally just sit back and watch how shit goes down
ESFP: Might be near/be the center of the drama and either tries to sort things out or just slowly fucks shit up due to their attitude
ISFP: Also might be near the center of attention and inevitably gets fucked over but still finds a way to rise on top of it.
ESTJ, ENFJ: Probably in the center of the drama just fucking things up like always lmao
INFP:Is also involved but either falls into depression because all the drama got to them OR gets adrenaline for like 5 minutes and roasts the fuck out of everyone who ever did them wrong
ENFP: Involved in drama due to their friendships, tries to work things out for a while but if shit gets too deep they FUCKK things up cuz they low-key want to.
ISFJ, INFJ: Is too mature for it and just tries to sort things out
ESFJ:Doesn’t care just wants to have fun (but if u fuck with the ESFJ they’ll fuck you over using all of his/her friendships)
ISTP, ISTJ: Gives less fucks of all, probably studying or doing whatever ISTJ/Ps do (sorry I am an ENFP idk what u guys do lmao
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Message: Hey guys sorry I left for like a shit ton of months, mmm I might be comming back, idk, just did this cuz I was bored so…… like and comment and repost lmao :)
