#mistborn
Dress Shopping with Kelsier
I did another one because it gave me serotonin the first time. Thanks to those who gave me prompts !
It’s been one year since Kelsier has been in Fortnite and I’m still not over it.
*Wax and Wayne cover has a red sky and ash raining from the sky*
My immediate thought: Kelsier what the fuck did you do?
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
Hoid: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Kelsier: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Harmony, looking down from above: What the fuck…
Hoid & Kelsier, simultaneously looking up:Jealous?
Hoid: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Kelsier: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Harmony, looking down from above: What the fuck…
Kelsier: Listen, we’re not just doing this for money.
Kelsier: We’re doing this for a SHITLOAD of money.
Elend: Please don’t kill me, I’m married!
Straff: You think I give a shit??
Elend: Oh, I wasn’t begging mercy, I was offering it.
Vin, plummeting from the sky: Where the FUCK is my husband?!