#nct funny
Lucas: something bad is happening to my body
Mark:what
Lucas: I have to shit
Winwin: do you have protection?
*Yuta pulls out a blue eyes white dragon card*
Yuta:yes
Taeyong: how blind are you
Johnny: my lenses are thicker than me
Doyoung: help, Jungwoo’s mad at me because I accidentally said shut the fuck up when he sneezed
Johnny: how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up?
Jisung: how broke are you
Jaemin: I’m going to have a deep breath for lunch today
Lucas: are you talking to yourself
Doyoung: yes because it’s the only way I can have an intelligent conversation
Taeyong: do you have nothing to do or are you just an asshole
Yuta:both
me: I want to die
Junguwu: (´｡• ω •｡`)
me: (´｡• ω •｡`)
Doyoung: you’re dumb
Lucas:…
Doyoung: no offense
Doyoung: just facts
Jisung: I’m going clown hunting
Haechan: have you checked the mirror
Taeyong: tell me something I don’t know
Doyoung: queen bees are too fat to fly so when they need to move to a different hive location, the worker bees chase her around for a week until she’s skinny enough to fly cuz no one wants to carry that fat bitch.
