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Started from the bottom now we’re here

Who let Winwin breathe around NCT

Nctzens after Lucas got caught with a cigarette pack: 

Sm really snatched everyone’s favorite E-Boy from right under our noses

In honor of Nct 2020

Here’s a NCT 2018 Doing a Headcount Taeyong Stressboard

mark: i’m a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with johnny. he shot me in the dick last time and he’ll do it again

*wayv throwing around a ball*

ten: bonus points if you hit yangyang in the face

suh dude

parallels

Kun: if you walk out that door we’re done

Ten: *climbs out the window*

Jisung: pass me some enslaved potassium please

Taeyong: excuse me?

Chenle: he wants bananas

Taeyong: now what do we say when we get anxiety

Ten: anxiety is chronic my ass is iconic

Jaehyun: *exists*

Doyoung: fun fact he’s the guy of your dreams you’ll never be able to have :D

*news of Coronavirus breaks out*

Doyoung: all these years of being anti-social has prepared me for this

Kun: son do you see that dop ted over there

Yangyang: what’s a dop ted

Kun: you are

Doyoung: god I really hate Taeyong

Jaehyun: I don’t know, I think he’s ni-

Doyoung: we’re best friends, we’re suppose to hate the same people

Jaehyun:…

Jaehyun: Taeyong is my husband

Renjun: man I hate solitaire

Jeno: what do you expect from a card game invented for the lonely

Renjun:joy

Yuta:talk dirty to me

Taeyong:I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you for the last 100 time

Jisung: *talking about having a panic attack at a dance*

Johnny: wow you had a panic at the disco

Ten: he was a tater tot, she said see you later thot

Johnny: wait a minute I-

Mark: your body is a poop gun and eating is just reloading

Taeyong: go to sleep

Jisung: I scream

Chenle: you scream

ChenJi: We all scream

Renjun: just constantly each day is a new nightmare in this hell world we call earth

Mark: what the actual fuck Renjun

Johnny: You’re literally twelve.

Haechan: You’re literally a disappointment, but I don’t throw that around.

Haechan [to Mark]: you’re literally adopted, but I don’t rub that in.

Mark: I didn’t say anything-

Ten, after finishing his 4th cornetto ice-cream: I’m going to get another FUCKING cornetto

Kun, shouting from another room: no you’re not

Jisung: you know what they say, everybody likes a drink, nobody likes a drunk

Haechan: shut up, the only thing you’ve ever drunk is caprisun

*in the nct dream group chat*

*Haechan sent a gif*

Haechan:

Haechan: enjoy your nightmares

Renjun:bold of you to assume I sleep