#nct funny

ur lying to urself if u say u don’t have a crush on mark lee

wise words from Jisung

y'all mind if renjun expresses his feelings for you?

haechan: this date is boring

mark: this isn’t a date. i told you i was going to the store

haechan: then why did you invite me?

mark: i specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you, i can do whatever i want” and followed me here

i hate kpop, thank god johnny is just a boy who eats sugar.

taeyong: hey guys, what are some cute things to call your girlfriend?

jungwoo: sugar

mark:honey

doyoung:flour

johnny:egg

doyoung: 1/2lbs butter

johnny:stir

doyoung: pour into pan

johnny: preheat to 350 degrees

kun: ten, why is there a green bird knocking on our door?

ten:*rapidly locking the windows* i didn’t finish today’s duolingo lesson

johnny:you’re going to regret this. mark my words.

mark: *running over with a dictionary*

johnny: thank you mark

waiter: i’m sorry sir, but your card has been declined

taeyong: run it again

waiter: we ran it 3 times

*taeyong to jaehyun*: oh my- this is so embarrassing, do you mind taking care of it?

jaehyun: no problem! [grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close] he said run it again

jaehyun: you’re smiling, did something bad happen?

haechan: can’t i just smile because i feel like it?

taeyong: mark tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Mark- *drunk* heyyyyyyyyy NCTzens. Today we are- and there was a cat, oh hey look its haechannnnn…

Taeyong- *looks at camera* apple juice~~

frat boy agenda going strong w these ones

Jisung: pass me some enslaved potassium please

Taeyong: excuse me?

Chenle: he wants bananas

Taeyong: now what do we say when we get anxiety

Ten: anxiety is chronic my ass is iconic

Jaehyun: *exists*

Doyoung: fun fact he’s the guy of your dreams you’ll never be able to have :D

*news of Coronavirus breaks out*

Doyoung: all these years of being anti-social has prepared me for this

Kun: son do you see that dop ted over there

Yangyang: what’s a dop ted

Kun: you are

Doyoung: god I really hate Taeyong

Jaehyun: I don’t know, I think he’s ni-

Doyoung: we’re best friends, we’re suppose to hate the same people

Jaehyun:…

Jaehyun: Taeyong is my husband

Renjun: man I hate solitaire

Jeno: what do you expect from a card game invented for the lonely

Renjun:joy

Yuta:talk dirty to me

Taeyong:I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you for the last 100 time

Jisung: *talking about having a panic attack at a dance*

Johnny: wow you had a panic at the disco

Ten: he was a tater tot, she said see you later thot

Johnny: wait a minute I-

Mark: your body is a poop gun and eating is just reloading

Taeyong: go to sleep

Jisung: I scream

Chenle: you scream

ChenJi: We all scream

Renjun: just constantly each day is a new nightmare in this hell world we call earth

Mark: what the actual fuck Renjun