#nct crack
long time no see
jeno: bananas have a radioactive isotope in them. to avoid a lethal dose of radiation, you must refrain from eating 600 bananas per second
jaemin: there goes my friday night
4:08pm: author!mark frantically texts neurosurgeon!jaemin.
Mark: HELP URGENT what do i need to damage to prevent facial recognition???
(Read at 4:10pm.)
Jaemin: Amygdala
Mark: THANK YUO
Mark: YOU
mark pushes his glasses higher up his nose bridge and pulls himself in his wheelie chair closer into his desk. his fingers find the keyboard in front of him and resume an excited pace, his eyes darting across his screen, getting lost in his own story.
01 liners drinking party
sungchan: /takes a sip of goryangju at chenle’s house/
sungchan, holding back visible tears: /winces/ not bad
chenle: weak /downs entire shot/
chenle, now also holding back visible tears: see? weak.
sungchan: i see tears
chenle, blinking profusely:incorrect
idk lol
shotaro: how many holes does a straw have
jisung: 2, of course
chenle: pfft no you ass it’s 1
jisung: (looking at sungchan expectantly) well?
sungchan:
sungchan: hear me out
sungchan: if a straw has 1 hole, then technically your mouth and your asshole-
jisung: NOOO WE’RE ON AIR
꒰ʰⁱᵗˢ ᵇˡᵘⁿᵗ ˢᵉʳⁱᵉˢ꒱
y'all mind if renjun expresses his feelings for you?
MainDance line wishes they were this good:
GQ Interview:
“How I, Kim Doyoung succumbed to the influence of the hoe line”
“Your crush is behind you act natural”
Stages of Math Class
Teacher explaining material:
Teacher doing a practice question making it look easy:
Getting all the hard questions for homework:
Having to explain it on the board the next day:
AM I TRIPPING OR DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR IT
What will happen if SM keeps up this bullshit:
Breakdown of Mark’s chaotic 10 min live
Trying on filters:
Cameos:
Cameos talking about popped vein in eyeball:
Questioning sanity matching icons:
Mark confronting avid fan:
In Conclusion
A thousand years of death on y’all asses
Paranoia Level: J a e m i n
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Who let Winwin breathe around NCT
Jaemin is my mood all day every day:
First wins either be
Or
Nct: decides to make a song in English
Me: Ah shit here we go again