#nct china
nct china line: must be nice. being rich instead of having to develop a personality
sm: shut up
nct china line: buy my silence
damn right about Mark
lmao Kun said:爷爷
When you are blasting Kpop and they randomly say the f word out of no where
Jeno- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Mark- Uh I don’t know.
Jeno- Because the pee is silent. HAHA
Mark- sigh
My brain- Act normal your crush is coming.
Me-
chenle: don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one
renjun: break someone’s bones instead, they have 206
chenle:
chenle: what the fuck
ten: yea i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and 'radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car
taeyong: [reaches for the fries on ten’s plate]
ten: [slides grocery divider between plates]
taeyong: you said you didn’t take that from the store.
ten: and you said you didn’t want any fries but here we are.
ten: why was i born with the dummy but not the thicc?
johnny: that sentence will haunt me for the rest of my life
ten: so be it
[during phone sex]
ten: tell me what you would do with me
johnny, loudly chewing a bagel: i don’t know probably sex
[in prison]
haechan: how’d you guys get your nicknames?
murder mark: murder
drug doyoung: drugs
fucked a lamp post lucas: uhh murder drugs
[in the wayv group chat]
yangyang: cold water doesnt even quench my 3st. it’s just…cold
lucas: quench yo what?
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Ten: have u ever smelled upsexy?
Johnny:smelled what
Ten:upsexy
Johnny:what the fuck is that
Ten:what the fuck is what
Johnny:what’s upsexy
Ten:nothin much hbu
Lucas: old people burp and be like “thank you god”
Yangyang:they probably thought it was their last breath
*both turn to look at kun*
Kun:I never thanked any higher power after burping so y’all can turn back around
Yangyang:sure gramps
[johnten texting]
Johnny: hey I’ve got something to show you ;)
Ten:you hit “send” on that picture of mike wazowski and I hit “end” on our relationship
Johnny:I don’t have anything to show you
Lucas’ hands are so big they could slap you into the next millennium
Winwin: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…
Yangyang:*from across the room* STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKEN
Lucas:can I play some music
Uber driver: sure
Lucas:*pulling out a tuba* do you like veggie tales?
Xiaojun:yangyang has no survival skills. the need to win has replaced them
Winwin:yeah right
Xiaojun:no really, watch
Xiaojun: hey yangyang, i’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs
Yangyang:*throws himself out of the window*
[wayv texting]
Yangyang:dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend
Kun:*leaves
Yangyang:where are u going
Kun:I-
Lucas:KUN IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD WHAT’S YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Kun:b positive
Lucas, stressed: IM TRYING
[nct texting]
Johnny:do you know who’s cute? read the first word ;)
Ten:who the hell is Do
Mark: wait what’s it called when the baby debuts
Winwin:birth???
Mark:OH YEAH
Jisung: where did your money go?
Chenle: I either am wearing it or I ate it
Lucas: something bad is happening to my body
Mark:what
Lucas: I have to shit
