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{Simeon texting Luke}

Simeon: Luke, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Luke: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Simon: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Solomon

Celestial Blessings is BULLSHIT and here’s the math:

I worked on this for an hour and a half, so please be pissed with me. This is based on the player having: 100 AP, No story key blocks, No extra battles/AP/cheat cards

When I was talking to my friends, I forgot to change the total for the 10 day period of this event, instead of the conversions for a standard event. For the 10 day period, the total is $458 (about $46 per day). Fair warning, I probably have ADHD, so I might have gotten distracted/messed up somewhere, go guess +/- $10 for the total. Remember, this is based on the player having 0 cheat cards. In addition, this is for PART ONE ONLY. I would have attempted the math out of spite, but my brain hurts, since you would have to recalculate the new number of battles and new energy numbers to add on to the part 1 total.

Hi friends and fellow brainrotties ♡

Send me scenario requests (if 18+ I’ll add warnings) for our favorite angels, demons, and other human!

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My main piece submission for @humanityobmz​ !! Thank you so much for having me, it’s been fun :D looking forward to work with you all again~

This amazing art is included in the Humanity zine!! To buy the zine, go here!!

Obey Me! New Datables as Black Twitter Memes I Found on Google:

Part 2 of Obey Me as Black Twitter Memes HEREcuz Tumblr’s 10 images limit is dumb


Diavolo:

Barbatos:

Simeon:

Luke:

(Y'all can’t tell me Luke WOULDN’T be accidentally savage to people, sorry not changing my mind.)

Solomon:


Also Solomon:


Bonus MC:

About Lesson 65

Each character have their own reasons for not liking MC.

Thirteen

  • MC & co broke into her house.
  • Screwed up her security system.
  • Touched her stuff.
  • Let Solomon, the one individual she explicitly didn’t want in her home, steal her stuff.
  • Messed with the candles. even if it was to save Beel the lot of ‘em blatantly interfered with her job.

Mephisto

  • MC & Mammon were nosing through his documents which is pretty rude.
  • He doesn’t like Lucifer, who he won’t even refer to as a demon, being close with Diavolo. So MC helping with that & being close to voth of them wouldn’t sit well with him .

Raphael

  • Has the belief that associating with demons = bad person.
  • Has heard non favorable things from Michael about MC.
  • The ring of light was taken from Michael’s room by Simeon without permission & given to them. Even if it was to reign in their magic rules are a big deal.
  • He most likely doesn’t like how they’ve “influenced” Simeon.

Also just to remind everyone the brothers didn’t like MC at first either.

  • Lucifer would threaten them & tried to attack them several times.
  • Mammon thought having to “babysit” MC was a pain.
  • Levi got all huffy and attacked them over loosing a game.
  • Satan only saw them as a means of getting under Lucifer’s skin.
  • Asmo was initially indifferent twords MC.
  • Beel got mad and destroyed the wall to their room over pudding.
  • Belphie was plotting to murder them since before they met.

Granted some treated MC better than others & a few of them were more extreme but the point is none of them were like “yep i like you lets be besties” from day one.

Also the now datables, and luke, have known them from the start when they weren’t the focus. So by the time they’re all given more prominent roles they’ve already had time to get to know & grow closer to MC. And you can tell they all happen at different paces which works well.

  • Diavolo, from context clues, starts having romantic feelings twords the end of season 2.
  • Barbatos, while not romantic, starts feeling closer to them in season 3.
  • Simeon admitted to having romantic feelings in season 3.
  • Luke has been close to them since season 1.
  • Solomon’s feelings likely started turning romantic sometime between seasons 2 & 3.

luxthestrange:

Obey me!Memes #17

Barbatos and Mc deal with everyones idiocracy….The brothers,Diavolo,Simeon and Solomon’s (Luke isnt there….he was sent to his room)

We dont get paid enough….

Plot twist, the leg biter is Satan biting Lucifer’s leg .

Obey Me_Masterlist

Rules and other masterlists

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Asmodeus

romantic

none

platonic

none

.


Barbatos

romantic

none

platonic

none

.


Beelzebub

romantic

none

platonic

.


Belphegor

romantic

none

platonic

none

.


Diavolo

romantic

none

platonic

none

.


Leviathan

romantic

none

platonic

none

.


Lucifer

romantic

none

platonic

none

.


Luke

platonic

none

.


Satan

romantic

none

platonic

none

.


Simeon

romantic

none

platonic

none

.


Solomon

romantic

none

platonic

none

Randomly generated incorrect quotes
pt 27
obey me
(none were changed)

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*The squad is playing a team sport*
Luke: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Solomon?
Asmo: Have you ever played a game with Solomon?
Luke: No…
Asmo: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Solomon,chasing Raphael: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Luke: …I’m pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Raphael,grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Raphael: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Thirteen: I boiled gatorade.

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Luke: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Thirteen, cooking the fish: What? I couldn’t hear you, please speak up.

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Solomon: I hate Raphael.
Thirteen: "Hate’ is a strong word.
Solomon: I have strong opinions.

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Solomon: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Raphael: You mean you stabbed them?
Solomon: They. Ran. Into. My. Knife.

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Thirteen: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That’s the wrong opinion alarm.
Solomon: That is not something you actually have installed.
Thirteen: Sorry, say again? I couldn’t hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

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obaby-obeyme:

There’s a lot of drama in the fandom regarding Luke’s age. Someone on Twitter got an answer for us.


We stan protecc in this house.

HE’S T E N? HOW WAS HE ABLE TO GO TO THE DEVILDOM? I UNDERSTAND HE HAS SIMEON WITH HIM BUT WHY WAS HE ALLOWED TO COME WITH HIM??

obaby-obeyme:

There’s a lot of drama in the fandom regarding Luke’s age. Someone on Twitter got an answer for us.


We stan protecc in this house.

HE’S T E N? HOW WAS HE ABLE TO GO TO THE DEVILDOM? I UNDERSTAND HE HAS SIMEON WITH HIM BUT WHY WAS HE ALLOWED TO COME WITH HIM??

obeymecard28:

Belphegor & Luke UR+ Animation “Smile, You’re in the Devildom!”

etherealbelphie:

I don’t think I can explain myself on this one part 2

Lucifer’s ideal vacation:

Edit: hey, uh…I write too, in case you’re interested in that

Omg this picture is so cute

Luke is spending so much time with Mammon that he’s acting like him

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