#rick riordan universe
*Percy and Annabeth in the car*
Percy: Road work ahead?!
Percy: Yeah, I sure hope it does!!
Happy Birthday Nico !
Annabeth: Ahhh shit
Hazel: *stares in disbelief*
Nico: *shadow travels to hazels side* it’s ok, she didn’t mean it, you’ll be fine
Hazel: *to annabeth* put money in the swear jar. now.
*the seven at the beach*
Leo: whoever took my headphones,your mum’s a hoe
Percy: *takes Leo’s headphones out* what’s up Leo?
Leo: Your mum’s a h-
Leo: *is now drowning cause Posideon just lost his shit*