#piper mcclean

My dash did a thing-

*Leo when he gets nervous in front of new people*

Leo: Hi welcome to Chillis

*the seven at the beach*

Leo: whoever took my headphones,your mum’s a hoe

Percy: *takes Leo’s headphones out* what’s up Leo?

Leo: Your mum’s a h-

Leo: *is now drowning cause Posideon just lost his shit*

Nico: Are you cooking?

Jason: I wanted to do something nice for you.

Nico: But instead you cooked?

I love how the fandom goes on and on about how boy crazy the Aphrodite cabin is

but then also headcannons them all as lesbians