#son of neptune

Jason trying to flex to Percy:

Percy Jackson Watercolour

What if he had become a god?

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*Piper after a night out* :

Annabeth: Ahhh shit

Hazel: *stares in disbelief*

Nico: *shadow travels to hazels side* it’s ok, she didn’t mean it, you’ll be fine

Hazel: *to annabeth* put money in the swear jar. now.

Hazel literally brought Alyconeus back to life by using her powers to drag him away from Tartarus. Hazel grabbed a dead giant and wrested him from the grip of a primordial god when she was THIRTEEN.

Frank: You need to stop picking fights with people taller than you.

Percy:Oh please, everyone’s taller than-

Frank: PERCY, DONT PREVOKE-

Hazel, rolling up sleeves: So, you wished death upon yourself, Jackson?

Percy: Can I get an “OWA OWA”?

Frank:OWA OWA

Hazel: For the last time… what does that mean?

Percy:Having a life crisis? Pop a choccy milk.

Frank:I’m lactose intolerant.

Percy:Get some lactose-free choccy milk.

Hazel:Wait a minute, someone’s created lactose-free milk? Jeez, this world astonishes me everyday.

Percy:Frank’s missing, can you find him?

Hazel:Pfft, why’d you ask me that? You think I have my boyfriend microchiped or something?

Percy:Don’t you?

Hazel: … Yeah, give me a sec-

someone already said it i think but boy it would have been hilarious if percy had been able to keep the curse of achilles. can you imagine in son of neptune all three of them have curses but it’s hazel “every time i use my one known power it hurts the people i try to help” levesque, frank “this stick is the only thing standing between me and death” zhang, and percy “i’m invincible but i’m usually tired” jackson.

piper: if you found out that you have one more day to live,what would you do with it?

percy: say goodbye and mend my relationships

nico: something illegal

frank: accept my fate

leo: i would message ten people saying if they dont forward that message to ten people i would die tomorrow.

percy: thats fucking awesome. can i change my answer ?

police officer: pull over.

leo: it’s actually a cardigan. its quite nice,don’t you think? okay,byee! *drives off*

Frank: what’s the worst feeling ever?

Jason: waking up in the morning and your phone didn’t charge.

Reyna: waking up in the morning.

Nico: waking up.