#hazel levisque
Nico: I should be turning 69 this year
Will: You know what that means *winks*
Nico: *starts crying* I’m really old
Percy: you’re literally the love of my life uwu
Annabeth: *crying because she cares abt him* love u 2
Leo: *from the other side of the room* well f*ck ya chicken strips!
Frank: so how was your day babyyyy
Hazel: good wha *interupted by leo*
Leo: good babyyyyyy, wyd ;)
Percy: cookiE
Annabeth:no
Percy: blu cookiE
Annabeth: you’re literally insane it’s 3 am go to sleep
happy pride month!!!!
Piper: I spilt Lipstick in your Valentino bag
Aphrodite: You spilt lipstick in my White Valentino bag!?!
Apollo: *shoots a gun in the living room*
Artemis: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Nico: Like this vine if you ever get that one feeling that you wanna die and you feel like its monday
Jason *to Nico* : is that a hickey!?!
Nico: No i just burnt myself with a straightener
Piper, Annabeth & Hazel: it’s a hickey then
Piper: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat
Drew: what am I?
Piper: Well Drew you only eat dick so that makes you a slut
Frank: I think Godzilla is a beautiful man
Frank: I wanna take him to red robins
*The 7 at a themepark*
Annabeth: I got it! Yes bitches! Chocolate Vanilla Swirl with cookie crunch please!
*Piper after a night out* :
*Leo when he gets nervous in front of new people*
Leo: Hi welcome to Chillis
Annabeth: Ahhh shit
Hazel: *stares in disbelief*
Nico: *shadow travels to hazels side* it’s ok, she didn’t mean it, you’ll be fine
Hazel: *to annabeth* put money in the swear jar. now.
Nico: I should be turning 69 this year
Will: You know what that means *winks*
Nico: *starts crying* I’m really old
*the seven at the beach*
Leo: whoever took my headphones,your mum’s a hoe
Percy: *takes Leo’s headphones out* what’s up Leo?
Leo: Your mum’s a h-
Leo: *is now drowning cause Posideon just lost his shit*
