#rickriordan

Raise your hand if you’re not part of his target audience, yet still love all things Rick Riordan. ‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️

the-greek-gods-are-thots:

Apollo: yes I know, I’m superior,im the master off all, and zeus can suck my D-I-C-K

Meg: lol fuck off

Apollo:ok

i forgot i even wrote this lmao

the-greek-gods-are-thots:

Nico: I should be turning 69 this year

Will: You know what that means *winks*

Nico: *starts crying* I’m really old

the-greek-gods-are-thots:

Percy:Boo!

Grover:STAWP

Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!

Percy: you’re literally the love of my life uwu

Annabeth: *crying because she cares abt him* love u 2

Leo: *from the other side of the room* well f*ck ya chicken strips!

Frank: so how was your day babyyyy

Hazel: good wha *interupted by leo*

Leo: good babyyyyyy, wyd ;)

Percy: cookiE

Annabeth:no

Percy: blu cookiE

Annabeth: you’re literally insane it’s 3 am go to sleep

happy pride month!!!!

Piper: I spilt Lipstick in your Valentino bag

Aphrodite: You spilt lipstick in my White Valentino bag!?!

Apollo: *shoots a gun in the living room*

Artemis: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU

Nico: Like this vine if you ever get that one feeling that you wanna die and you feel like its monday

Jason *to Nico* : is that a hickey!?!

Nico: No i just burnt myself with a straightener

Piper, Annabeth & Hazel: it’s a hickey then

Piper: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat

Drew: what am I?

Piper: Well Drew you only eat dick so that makes you a slut

Frank: I think Godzilla is a beautiful man

Frank: I wanna take him to red robins

*The 7 at a themepark*

Annabeth: I got it! Yes bitches! Chocolate Vanilla Swirl with cookie crunch please!

*Piper after a night out* :

*Leo when he gets nervous in front of new people*

Leo: Hi welcome to Chillis

*Percy and Annabeth in the car*

Percy: Road work ahead?!

Percy: Yeah, I sure hope it does!!

Percy:Boo!

Grover:STAWP

Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!

Happy Birthday Nico !

Annabeth: Ahhh shit

Hazel: *stares in disbelief*

Nico: *shadow travels to hazels side* it’s ok, she didn’t mean it, you’ll be fine

Hazel: *to annabeth* put money in the swear jar. now.

Nico: I should be turning 69 this year

Will: You know what that means *winks*

Nico: *starts crying* I’m really old

*the seven at the beach*

Leo: whoever took my headphones,your mum’s a hoe

Percy: *takes Leo’s headphones out* what’s up Leo?

Leo: Your mum’s a h-

Leo: *is now drowning cause Posideon just lost his shit*

Will Solace- You’re definitely a dog person. You probably want to go into medicine or something similar (good luck btw loads of my friends are pre-med and its hardd).

The mom friend and honestly one of my favourite people in this fandom - how does it feel to be unproblematic asf??

*cough when was the last time someone checked up on you? cough *

baggy clothes gay  :) and you really want loads of plants but they won’t live or you have loads and all your friends are secretlyjealous.

 ENFP or ENTP energy.  Extroverted Will stans >>>>>>>I LOVE Y'ALL SM THIS HAS BASICALLY BECOME A STAN ACC FOR WILL STANS

 I feel like you guys make a lot of text posts for some reason.

 Your fav book is the last Olympian, or blood of Olympus, or Tower of Nero (if you’ve read it but if not then the Hidden Oracle) and Rachel is also one of your favourite characters. 

Leo Valdez- this one was highly requested. You haven’t read the books in a while, and either got back into the fandom recently or have been in it for a long time. You struggle telling others how you feel - you really should talk to someone they won’t judge and you have a complicated home life. You have either lots of friends but your not really close to anyone or you don’t have any. 

*disclaimer I’m not trying to offend anyone and if you don’t have this that doesn’t make you any less valid of a Leo stan*

You either love Leo because you see yourself in him, or you’re in love with the fandom version of him ( tumblr in particular) and that’s okay.  You’re an introvert or a lonely extrovert. A big part of you doesn’t want to grow up yet, and you want to feel seen. That being said, you tend to be an amazing listener (unless the person is dissing Leo ofc) and have very strong opinions. 

Your favourite book is The Lost Hero or The Hidden Oracle and you rightfully hate Caleo. 

Happy Birthday to Percy Jackson! Enjoy this picture with him and Bessie the Ophiotaurus.

I would appreciate any feedback.