#riley williams
Riley: How am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions
Riley: We need a new cheer! Maybe some kind of call and response thing? Oh! I know! I say Ti, you say Gers, Ti!
Cairo: Tigers…?
Riley: No, no, the instructions are in the cheer. I say Ti, you say Gers! Ti!
Cairo: Tigers
Riley: … We’ll work on it
Riley, doing a crossword: I need a four letter word for annoyance
Cairo: Kate
Riley:
Riley: *gasps*
Riley: It fits
Riley, turning around in an office chair: I’ve been expecting you-
Riley, still spinning: Shit-
Riley, grabbing at the wall, still spinning: shIT-
Riley, falling: SHIT-
Riley: I’m invoking the “No Judgement” clause of our friendship
Cairo: Oh my god what did you do
Cairo, bursting into the room: HOW DAREYOU
Riley: How dare ME??? HOW DARE YOU-
Riley: Wait what is this about
Eva: *hugs Riley*
Riley: *collapses*
Eva: ??????????????
Cairo, sighing: Riley, what are you doing?
Riley, eyes still closed: Eva hugged me, so I fainted
Cairo: I took the team to the planetarium today.
Riley: How’d that go?
Cairo: When the narrator said “this is Earth,” Farrah booed.
Kate and Farrah at the sleepover: *fighting*
Riley, angrily erasing her “2 days since our last disagreement” whiteboard: Seriously you guys????
Cairo, sliding a picture across the table: I need you to stab this person in the leg
Chess: … This is a picture of you
Cairo: Riley wants me to try Zumba
Mattie: SHIT
Riley, in another room: DON’T FUCKING SWEAR
Riley, to Kate: There are 1,013,150 words in the english dialect and not a single combination of them can describe my URGE to hit you with a chair
Riley: Must you always attack me with words?
Kate: You want me to use rocks?
Riley: If you ever feel safe please remember that I’m out there :)
Farrah: This is like we’re space cops on space patrol! Hey, Riley, do we have a siren we could turn on?
Riley: Well, no. But we could record you making a siren noise and broadcast that to them!
Farrah: Cool! Wee-oooh-
Cairo, slapping a hand over Farrah’s mouth: Nope, not doing that.
Cairo: Comparing Riley to Kate is like comparing apples and oranges.
Cairo: I mean, I like apples, but I really don’t like oranges.
Cairo: Oranges are annoying.
Riley: Mint is just cold spicy
Everyone else: …
Kate: What the actual fuck is wrong with you
Riley: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up
Chess:
Chess: … is it Kate?
Riley: It’s always Kate
Riley: Cairo likes to say you can either be part of the problem or part of the solution
Riley: But I happen to believe you can be both
