#mattie wheeler

Store clerk: Cairo Adekoya, please come to the front of the store

Cairo: Is there a problem?

Store clerk: I believe these five belong to you?

Reese, Annleigh, Mattie, Kate, Eva: We got lost :(

Cairo: I didn’t even bring any of you

Reese: Don’t you just love it when we hero-worship our own classmates?

Farrah: You know, I actually do. I think I’ll ask Riley for an autograph after this

Mattie: She’ll think you’re serious

Mattie: SHIT

Riley, in another room: DON’T FUCKING SWEAR

Eva: You see, they have about six brain cells between them. Cairo has three of them at all times, Mattie has one, and so does Chess.

Eva: Farrah has none, Annleigh has half of one, and Kate thinks they have one but it’s just me whispering in her ear.

Cairo, about Chess and Kate: They are girlfriends

Cairo: They listen to girl in red

Cairo: They are roommates

Cairo: Historians will say they’re close friends

Mattie, who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on: Oh..

Mattie: Ok then lol

Farrah, scrolling through her contacts, all of which are simply labeled with emojis:

Mattie: How do you not text the wrong person all the time?!

Farrah: I am too cute to fail

Cairo: Ah yes, the five love languages

Cairo, pointing to Kate: My parents never told me they’re proud of me

Cairo, pointing to Eva: I’m so fucking tired please let me rest for five more minutes

Cairo, pointing to Mattie: I love my friends

Cairo, pointing to Reese: Please pay attention to me

Cairo, pointing to Annleigh: Touch starved