#chess watt
Chess: We should go find Riley after lunch
Kate: Why?
Chess: “Why?” Are you playing dumb today because you think I’ll find it cute?
Kate: Yes?
Chess: Here, hold these wires and don’t let them touch
Eva: What happens if they touch?
Chess: Probably nothing, but there’s a small chance the ship will self-destruct
Eva: …………… *does not breathe until Chess takes one of the wires back*
Chess: You’ve got to be the bigger person.
Kate: No. I’m 5'1" and bitter.
*Riley confesses to the murders*
Chess, using immeasurable amounts of self restraint to stop herself from saying I told you so to the team who didn’t suspect Riley:
Farrah, in possession of no such self restraint: Shout-out to my girl Chess over there! She told you so
Chess: I’m dating someone, but I’m kind of afraid to tell you who it is
Kate: Just rip the band-aid off, Chess
Chess: I’m dating Cairo
Kate: … put the band-aid back on
Cairo, sliding a picture across the table: I need you to stab this person in the leg
Chess: … This is a picture of you
Cairo: Riley wants me to try Zumba
Chess: I started the year with straight A’s.
Chess: Now I’m not even straight
Eva: You see, they have about six brain cells between them. Cairo has three of them at all times, Mattie has one, and so does Chess.
Eva: Farrah has none, Annleigh has half of one, and Kate thinks they have one but it’s just me whispering in her ear.
Chess: I need you to promise me that you’ll be on your best behavior.
Kate: I promised other people I’d be on my worst behavior, so….
Cairo, about Chess and Kate: They are girlfriends
Cairo: They listen to girl in red
Cairo: They are roommates
Cairo: Historians will say they’re close friends
Mattie, who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on: Oh..
Mattie: Ok then lol
Kate: I’m a lesbiab
Kate: Lebsiab
Kate: Less bien
Chess: Take your time
Kate, exasperatedly: *points at Eva* Girls.
Kate: Please peer pressure me into going to practice today
Chess: Do it or you’re straight
Kate: I said peer pressure, not THREATEN
Kate: What a beautiful day! Isn’t it a beautiful day? I think it is!
Chess: Eva texted you good morning, didn’t she?
Kate: With a heart emoji!!!
Kate: My heart is telling me yes, but Chess is telling me no.
Riley: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up
Chess:
Chess: … is it Kate?
Riley: It’s always Kate
Chess: We really should appreciate the small things in life
Eva, patting Kate on the head: You are appreciated
Kate: You better sleep with one eye open tonight
Kate: How did you know we were in trouble?
Chess: You stopped sending us annoying texts every five minutes
Eva: That’s when we knew something was wrong
Farrah: Oh…
Annleigh: It was nice. Strange, but nice
