#lovers quarrel with you queue
Store clerk: Cairo Adekoya, please come to the front of the store
Cairo: Is there a problem?
Store clerk: I believe these five belong to you?
Reese, Annleigh, Mattie, Kate, Eva: We got lost :(
Cairo: I didn’t even bring any of you
Riley: We need a new cheer! Maybe some kind of call and response thing? Oh! I know! I say Ti, you say Gers, Ti!
Cairo: Tigers…?
Riley: No, no, the instructions are in the cheer. I say Ti, you say Gers! Ti!
Cairo: Tigers
Riley: … We’ll work on it
Riley, doing a crossword: I need a four letter word for annoyance
Cairo: Kate
Riley:
Riley: *gasps*
Riley: It fits
Riley, turning around in an office chair: I’ve been expecting you-
Riley, still spinning: Shit-
Riley, grabbing at the wall, still spinning: shIT-
Riley, falling: SHIT-
Riley: I’m invoking the “No Judgement” clause of our friendship
Cairo: Oh my god what did you do
Chess: We should go find Riley after lunch
Kate: Why?
Chess: “Why?” Are you playing dumb today because you think I’ll find it cute?
Kate: Yes?
Kate: You have too many friends
Clark: I’m pretty sure that’s not possible. And anyway I wouldn’t call them all “friends”
Kate: There are only so many hours in the day, Clark. Two, three people - that’s all any of us have time for
Clark: Kate, there are more people than that in your immediate family
Kate: I know. It’s a struggle
Farrah, about to do something stupid: Alright, Farrah, this is it. Any last words?
Farrah: …
Farrah: Yeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this!
Cairo: Have I ever told you that you’re a really nice person?
Kate: No
Cairo: Good.
Cairo, bursting into the room: HOW DAREYOU
Riley: How dare ME??? HOW DARE YOU-
Riley: Wait what is this about
Reese: Don’t you just love it when we hero-worship our own classmates?
Farrah: You know, I actually do. I think I’ll ask Riley for an autograph after this
Mattie: She’ll think you’re serious
Chess: Here, hold these wires and don’t let them touch
Eva: What happens if they touch?
Chess: Probably nothing, but there’s a small chance the ship will self-destruct
Eva: …………… *does not breathe until Chess takes one of the wires back*
Eva: *hugs Riley*
Riley: *collapses*
Eva: ??????????????
Cairo, sighing: Riley, what are you doing?
Riley, eyes still closed: Eva hugged me, so I fainted
Cairo: I took the team to the planetarium today.
Riley: How’d that go?
Cairo: When the narrator said “this is Earth,” Farrah booed.
Cairo: Would you guys let me be your cool-ass stepdad?
The team: Yeah
Cairo: Cool, do you think I’m responsible?
The team: No
Cairo: WELL THEN WHY WOULD YOU LET ME- oh wait I guess I’d be the cool-ass stepdad, that makes sense
Kate and Farrah at the sleepover: *fighting*
Riley, angrily erasing her “2 days since our last disagreement” whiteboard: Seriously you guys????
Chess: I’m dating someone, but I’m kind of afraid to tell you who it is
Kate: Just rip the band-aid off, Chess
Chess: I’m dating Cairo
Kate: … put the band-aid back on
Cairo, sliding a picture across the table: I need you to stab this person in the leg
Chess: … This is a picture of you
Cairo: Riley wants me to try Zumba
Reese: Tongues, but they itch.
Farrah: Citrus.
*some time later*
Farrah: I do not have a citrus allergy! I just appreciate the tang!
*some more time*
Farrah: Update: Annleigh says I’m mildly allergic to citrus
Kate: If you had ten cookies and I asked for five, how many would you have left?
Clark: None
Kate: No, this is basic m-
Clark: I would give them all to you because you’re my friend!
Kate, tearing up: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my sight.
