#kate dalton
Kate: I hate gender reveal parties.
Kate: It is always a gender I am already aware of, never a new one.
Unfortunately all I care about in this world is (probably gay) cheerleaders and (probably gay) attorneys so if anyone else also loves both those things please enjoy
Store clerk: Cairo Adekoya, please come to the front of the store
Cairo: Is there a problem?
Store clerk: I believe these five belong to you?
Reese, Annleigh, Mattie, Kate, Eva: We got lost :(
Cairo: I didn’t even bring any of you
Riley, doing a crossword: I need a four letter word for annoyance
Cairo: Kate
Riley:
Riley: *gasps*
Riley: It fits
Chess: We should go find Riley after lunch
Kate: Why?
Chess: “Why?” Are you playing dumb today because you think I’ll find it cute?
Kate: Yes?
Kate: You have too many friends
Clark: I’m pretty sure that’s not possible. And anyway I wouldn’t call them all “friends”
Kate: There are only so many hours in the day, Clark. Two, three people - that’s all any of us have time for
Clark: Kate, there are more people than that in your immediate family
Kate: I know. It’s a struggle
Cairo: Have I ever told you that you’re a really nice person?
Kate: No
Cairo: Good.
Chess: You’ve got to be the bigger person.
Kate: No. I’m 5'1" and bitter.
Kate and Farrah at the sleepover: *fighting*
Riley, angrily erasing her “2 days since our last disagreement” whiteboard: Seriously you guys????
Chess: I’m dating someone, but I’m kind of afraid to tell you who it is
Kate: Just rip the band-aid off, Chess
Chess: I’m dating Cairo
Kate: … put the band-aid back on
Kate: If you had ten cookies and I asked for five, how many would you have left?
Clark: None
Kate: No, this is basic m-
Clark: I would give them all to you because you’re my friend!
Kate, tearing up: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my sight.
Eva: You see, they have about six brain cells between them. Cairo has three of them at all times, Mattie has one, and so does Chess.
Eva: Farrah has none, Annleigh has half of one, and Kate thinks they have one but it’s just me whispering in her ear.
Chess: I need you to promise me that you’ll be on your best behavior.
Kate: I promised other people I’d be on my worst behavior, so….
Riley, to Kate: There are 1,013,150 words in the english dialect and not a single combination of them can describe my URGE to hit you with a chair
Cairo, slamming a binder on the table: Teammates, friends, Kate!
Kate: Wha- hey!
Riley: Must you always attack me with words?
Kate: You want me to use rocks?
Cairo, about Chess and Kate: They are girlfriends
Cairo: They listen to girl in red
Cairo: They are roommates
Cairo: Historians will say they’re close friends
Mattie, who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on: Oh..
Mattie: Ok then lol
Kate: I’m a lesbiab
Kate: Lebsiab
Kate: Less bien
Chess: Take your time
Kate, exasperatedly: *points at Eva* Girls.
Eva: Being a girl in love with a girl is not always cute or romantic. Sometimes it’s pushing your girlfriend’s face away while yelling because you have viral bronchitis and she keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because she’s an idiot with no sense of self-preservation.
Eva: Update- Kate got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how.
Kate: Please peer pressure me into going to practice today
Chess: Do it or you’re straight
Kate: I said peer pressure, not THREATEN
Kate: What a beautiful day! Isn’t it a beautiful day? I think it is!
Chess: Eva texted you good morning, didn’t she?
Kate: With a heart emoji!!!
