#cairo adekoya
Unfortunately all I care about in this world is (probably gay) cheerleaders and (probably gay) attorneys so if anyone else also loves both those things please enjoy
Store clerk: Cairo Adekoya, please come to the front of the store
Cairo: Is there a problem?
Store clerk: I believe these five belong to you?
Reese, Annleigh, Mattie, Kate, Eva: We got lost :(
Cairo: I didn’t even bring any of you
Riley: We need a new cheer! Maybe some kind of call and response thing? Oh! I know! I say Ti, you say Gers, Ti!
Cairo: Tigers…?
Riley: No, no, the instructions are in the cheer. I say Ti, you say Gers! Ti!
Cairo: Tigers
Riley: … We’ll work on it
Riley, doing a crossword: I need a four letter word for annoyance
Cairo: Kate
Riley:
Riley: *gasps*
Riley: It fits
Riley: I’m invoking the “No Judgement” clause of our friendship
Cairo: Oh my god what did you do
Cairo: Have I ever told you that you’re a really nice person?
Kate: No
Cairo: Good.
Cairo, bursting into the room: HOW DAREYOU
Riley: How dare ME??? HOW DARE YOU-
Riley: Wait what is this about
Eva: *hugs Riley*
Riley: *collapses*
Eva: ??????????????
Cairo, sighing: Riley, what are you doing?
Riley, eyes still closed: Eva hugged me, so I fainted
Cairo, slamming a binder on the table: Teammates, friends, Kate!
Kate: Wha- hey!
Cairo, about Chess and Kate: They are girlfriends
Cairo: They listen to girl in red
Cairo: They are roommates
Cairo: Historians will say they’re close friends
Mattie, who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on: Oh..
Mattie: Ok then lol
Cairo: All of your existences are confusing
Reese, Annleigh, Kate, Eva, Mattie: How so?
Cairo: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me
Eva: What if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Cairo, snatching the coffee pot as she walks by: What if you didn’t?
Cairo: *loses the rest of the finale squad in a crowd*
Cairo: Finally
Riley: Cairo likes to say you can either be part of the problem or part of the solution
Riley: But I happen to believe you can be both
Kate: You’re right
Cairo: That’s an unusual phrase for you… did you just learn it?
Cairo: Ah yes, the five love languages
Cairo, pointing to Kate: My parents never told me they’re proud of me
Cairo, pointing to Eva: I’m so fucking tired please let me rest for five more minutes
Cairo, pointing to Mattie: I love my friends
Cairo, pointing to Reese: Please pay attention to me
Cairo, pointing to Annleigh: Touch starved
