#mary vanderwood 3rd
Vanderwood: I bet if I was pregnant, you’d be listening to every single word I have to say.
Saeran: If you were pregnant, I think we’d have a lot of questions.
Vanderwood: I found a half-eaten cherry toaster to strudel sandwich on the kitchen counter this morning.
Vanderwood: It had bacon in it.
Saeran: We don’t even have toaster strudel?
Vanderwood: We don’t have bacon either.
Vanderwood: You know something?! I put up with a lot from you!
Luciel: What are talking about? I’m a joy to be around.
Vanderwood: Yeah?! Your dirty socks in the sink?! Your food in the fridge-?!
Luciel: What’s wrong with my food?
Vanderwood: It’s not food anymore, Luciel! It’s Darwinism!
Vanderwood: How’s that wine and coffee combination treating you?
Saeran: My heart is beating really fast, but time is moving really slow.
Vanderwood: What happens if there’s a fire?
Luciel: Vanderwood, you know my plan in an emergency is just to count to ten and wait for death’s embrace.
Vanderwood: Saeran, what exactly are you rebelling against?
Saeran: What do you got?
Mystictober 2021 | Day 31: Halloween / Free
Happy Halloween, what do you mean it’s November 26th?
Sorry this is so late, I caught a terrible cold for nearly the entirety of the first half of this month and couldn’t function and then the approaching exam week got my ass but both of those are in the past now so I finally got the time to finish this